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Squat City Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

AnimeGirlLounge Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	3128	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of seeing anime girls laying in weird positions that make absolutely no sense? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special mod that makes all the anime girls lay in the most comfortable and realistic positions possible! No more awkward contortions or physics-defying poses here, just pure relaxation for your virtual waifus.

Join our server and witness the magic of anime girls laying like normal human beings. You’ll never have to question their comfort levels again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into an anime girl yourself. Who wouldn’t want to experience the world of Minecraft as a kawaii character?

So come on over and join us for a laid-back (literally) gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you see how our anime girls lay, you’ll never want to leave!

VTuberCraft: The Legendary Rrat Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	125	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want adventure, excitement, and a little touch of insanity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams (and nightmares)! Join us and witness the greatest vtuber rrat ever concocted – trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!

LOLcraft: Terry’s myan BOGART server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown (or melted, depending on what you’re smoking) on our server!

Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!

DustCraft: Where Things Are Always Settled…Until a Creeper Shows Up LOL

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server in all of Minecraft!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.

So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.

IncelCraft- Ruling the digital world one block at a time! #Blessed #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	126	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most savage drama is nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCharmless Medaka: Server of LOLs! 129-130

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4927	Animals Bred:	145

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where drama and romance unfold in the pixelated world! Join us as we follow the epic love triangle between Asahi, Medaka, and Tomo. Will Asahi finally confess his feelings while giving Medaka chocolates? Will Tomo and Asahi’s friendship survive the love confession? And let’s not forget about Mona, who is probably off building a secret love shrine for her favorite player! Join us for all the wacky and wild adventures on our server – you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

OliviaRodrigoCraft: Serving up ‘Sour’ vibes since 20xx. Join the goon thread for Minecraft madness!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	8678
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	208

Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!

Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.

Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!

CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

ParappaLammyCraft – The Ultimate Jammin’ Minecraft Experience!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of trying to play Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy on outdated consoles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gaming experience!

Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.

So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!

Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	New Chunks Explored:	659789
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!