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Forgot To Eat Minecraft Server
Are you tired of forgetting to eat because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never forget to eat again. We have a team of virtual chefs who will cook you up the most delicious virtual meals so you can keep your strength up while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that on our server, being a malnourished skelly actually makes you more attractive to the virtual ladies. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places! -
Bumble Likes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of swiping right only to match with the same old short-haired alt girls on Bumble? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by a diverse range of characters that will make your head spin (literally, if you’re not careful in the Nether).Join us and you’ll encounter a world where the villagers have traded in their boring old professions for careers as professional meme makers and dance instructors. Need some diamonds? Just hit up our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a jewelry designer on the side.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron claw. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the chicken dance (of course).
So why waste your time swiping on Bumble when you could be exploring a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious encounters? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
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Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!
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Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP
Media influence, self-image, unrealistic expectations, why do you not look like her, self-acceptanceAre you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior! -
Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player
Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!
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Now That We Draw Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a village full of talking cows. Yes, you heard that right – talking cows! They were gossiping about who had the biggest udders and debating whether or not they should start a dairy farm. It was utter chaos, but also utterly hilarious.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd encounters await you in our zany world. And hey, if you think someone’s tits are too big, well, that’s just another day in our SMP!
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Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the ideal female body – in block form! Our pixelated ladies have the perfect square shape, with curves in all the right places (thanks to some creative block placement). Join us to marvel at the beauty of our virtual vixens and maybe even build your own ideal female body out of blocks. Who needs real life when you can have the perfect body in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience! -
Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!
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Chunky Oshi Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you chunky oshi lovers out there. Why settle for skinny when you can have thicc? Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, epic battles, and plenty of laughs.Our server is home to the legendary Chunky Oshi Gang, a group of players who have sworn allegiance to all things chunky and fabulous. Rumor has it that our founder once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond hoe. And don’t even get us started on the time we turned a village into a giant hot dog stand.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as quirky and fun as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new favorite oshi in the process.