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  • Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft

    Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft
    hey u! ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta come to our server cuz we got midgets with big peepees runnin around everywhere! they may be small in size but they pack a big punch, if u know what i mean 😉 join our server for a wild ride filled with tiny but mighty players who will blow ur mind (and maybe other things too) 😂

    come on down to our server and witness the magic of midgets with massive manhoods, it’s a sight to behold! u won’t find this kinda action anywhere else, trust me. so what are u waiting for? join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little scared too) 😜

    server IP: tinyPeen.About.bigPeen

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  • Crafty Ladies: Less Porn, More Goals

    Crafty Ladies: Less Porn, More Goals
    come join our server where women with high self-acceptance are like, totally protected from problematic porn use! like, seriously, our server is like a safe haven for all the ladies out there who just wanna build and mine without worrying about getting sucked into some sketchy stuff online.

    and get this, if you’re a gal who uses porn a lot, our server will help you focus on your goals and be all productive and stuff. like, you’ll be so busy crafting and exploring that you won’t even have time for that other stuff.

    so come on over and join us for some epic adventures and a totally chill vibe. plus, who knows, you might even find your new bff while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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  • NakedCraft: No Shame, Just Blocks!

    NakedCraft: No Shame, Just Blocks!
    🌍 Welcome to the most whimsically wild Minecraft server you never knew you needed!

    Have you ever wanted to build a towering castle made entirely of jelly beans? What about a farm where cows moo in different languages depending on the time of day? On this server, casual nudity reigns supreme in the land of blocky absurdity! Why? Because our resident wizard accidentally cursed all the clothing mobs, transforming them into fashionable invisible outfits that were just too fabulous for mere mortals to handle!

    🏰 Join us and embark on a quest where every hour is “Free Hugs Hour” – but beware, these hugs might just turn you into a butterfly! And speaking of butterflies, we’ve got legendary flying llamas that can transport you to the mythical realm of “Not-So-Secret Gardens,” where trees are made of nachos and rivers flow with chocolate milk.

    🐉 But wait! There’s more! Every Tuesday at 3 AM, a thunderstorm brings down a rare breed of pixelated unicorns – that only appear when everyone’s doing the chicken dance. Catch one, and they will magically grant you the ability to talk to villagers in tongues, including Klingon and Pig Latin! The villagers won’t know what hit them!

    👾 And don’t even get us started on the annual “Naked And Afraid: Enderman Edition” event, where players must run through a forest of 0% visibility while dodging clingy endermen wearing nothing but glitter bombs! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots (because who doesn’t need that?).

    So, unite with fellow blockheads and get ready to question your life choices in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us — where the hugs are as plentiful as the giggles, casual nudity is just part of the experience, and every build comes with a side of unapologetically zany adventures! 🍭🦄💥

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  • Naked Blocks & Chill

    Naked Blocks & Chill

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ve never heard of! Here, we believe that armor is just too mainstream and clothes are for the faint of heart. Why don a shiny set of diamond armor when you can strut your stuff in your natural blocky glory? Join us if you think being absolutely, unapologetically naked while building a towering treehouse is the new trend!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to mine for diamonds while being chased by a horde of pigmen in tutus? On this server, losing your pants has never been more hilarious! We’ve seen players accidentally start a fashion revolution during a Cactus Appreciation Day, only to be arrested by the local Squid Police for wearing “too much.” And let’s not forget that time Steve got stranded on an island and crafted a makeshift leaf-speedo out of palm fronds. Talk about survival skills!

    In addition, our strict "No Clothing" policy has led to the creation of a daring new sport: Naked Parkour! Watch as players leap over lava pits and sprint across precarious planks, all while trying to keep their dignity intact—and failing miserably! Remember, the first rule of our server: If you land in the water, you’re automatically crowned the "Barebacked Champion" (with no reward except the memories of your embarrassing flop)!

    Not convinced yet? Join us for our famous “Naked Hunger Games,” where friendships are forged and trust issues arise over who stole the last baked potato! Players plunge into battles like gladiators, dodging arrows and raging Creepers, all while keeping their pixelated derrière in the air. Can you handle the humiliation?

    So bring your friends, your best shenanigans, and a good sense of humor. Join the chaotic, pants-less adventure on a server where you can finally live your wildest dreams of unencumbered freedom—all while trying very hard to avoid those pesky skeletons who just can’t seem to respect your right to be "au naturel." What are you waiting for? Come dive into the madness!

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  • Pixel Perfect Bod Squad

    Pixel Perfect Bod Squad
    so like, u ever played on a minecraft server that literally changes how u see ur body image? like, u start off as a blocky character but then u see urself as this super buff steve or alex with abs for days. it’s like a virtual gym but without all the sweat and tears, just fun and games. and get this, the more u play, the more u start to see urself as this epic hero, saving the world from creepers and zombies. it’s like therapy but with pixelated monsters. so come join us and level up ur self-esteem while building epic structures and fighting off baddies. it’s a journey of self-discovery and adventure, all in one blocky world.

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  • BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless

    BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless
    Are you tired of being judged for your shirtless gaming sessions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, shirtless gaming is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Our virtual world is a judgment-free zone where you can let your manly chest hair roam free while building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and experience the freedom of gaming shirtless, whether you’re mining for diamonds or taming wild wolves. Our community of shirtless warriors will have your back (and your front) as you embark on hilarious adventures and conquer the pixelated landscape.

    So come on, ditch the shirt and dive into our server where the only dress code is no dress at all! Who needs armor when you’ve got the confidence of a shirtless Minecraft master? Let’s show those Endermen who’s boss, one shirtless block at a time!

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  • SunBlockCraft

    SunBlockCraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the blocks are always waiting to be mined!

    Join us if you’re tired of avoiding the sun like it’s the plague in real life. On our server, the sun won’t make your skin darker, it’ll make your diamonds sparkle brighter!

    We’ve got a whole family of players who are perfectly comfortable with their pixelated skin tones. Even Maria, the 7-year-old Minecraft prodigy, knows that in our world, all skins are beautiful skins.

    But beware, if you start avoiding the sun in our server, you might just trigger a dramatic reaction from our in-game family members. They’ll be like, “Don’t push your insecurities on us, bro!”

    So come on over and join the fun! Don’t be an in-game asshole to your pixelated sister-in-law, embrace the sun and let your blocky beauty shine!

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  • NoCreepJustBlock

    NoCreepJustBlock
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    We have players of all ages, from 35-year-old cougars to 32-year-old cubs looking for love. Who needs a dating app when you can find your soulmate while building a virtual castle?

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to shower on weekends. Who needs hygiene when you have diamonds to mine?

    And if you’re looking to start a family, we have players asking if you’re thick or curvy for the perfect baby-making body. Who needs a stork when you have a Minecraft server to find your future baby daddy?

    So come join us for a crazy adventure filled with questionable boundaries, awkward conversations, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape reality?

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  • CurvyCraft – AITA?

    CurvyCraft – AITA?
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the blocks are super curvy and thicc. Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server for some curvy blocky fun!

    We got pigs with hourglass figures, cows with voluptuous udders, and creepers with some serious junk in the trunk. It’s a curvy paradise, baby!

    And hey, if you’re into curvy pixels, then this is the place for you. Our server is all about celebrating those nice feminine features, just like my girlfriend’s body (shoutout to her, she’s a real blocky babe).

    So come on down to our server and get your curvy on! It’s gonna be a thicc good time, I promise you that. Join now and let’s get blocky with it!

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    Are you tired of looking at your blocky Minecraft character and thinking “Ew, I’m so ugly”? Well, fear not my friend, for on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! Join us and bask in the glory of your perfectly square face, because on our server, even the creepers will be jealous of your looks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mirror Lake, where if you stare into the water long enough, you’ll see your reflection transformed into a majestic unicorn with rainbow-colored fur. Yes, that’s right, on our server, even your Minecraft avatar can live out its wildest fantasies.

    So why settle for being just another blocky avatar in a sea of squares? Join our server and embrace your inner beauty, because on here, everyone is a diamond in the rough (literally, because diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

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