Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?
So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!
we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!
our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!
The Best 1.21 Minecraft Server ~| LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | SMP|~
GOLDENPIXEL IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER!
Latest version, daily events, crates, custom items, jobs, levels, voting rewards, gems, player shops, auction houses, custom enchantments, custom quests, and alot more!
Come join us for a lot of community- based fun!
157.90.4.54:25706
| Server Features |
|---|
| 24/7 Server Uptime |
| Various mods to combat server lag |
| A way for players to ask staff to rollback any kind of griefing |
| In-game proximity voice chat |
| Various vanity items you can get from mob drops |
| Lots of technical mods for you to play around with |
| Large variety of exploration and building themed mods |
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join our discord at https://discord.gg/JfcPavSeTf for more information on how to join the server.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gameplay experience. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the server.
Q: Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?
A: We are open to suggestions from our players and will consider adding new mods based on community feedback. You can suggest mods in our discord server.
Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?
A: The server currently has a maximum player limit, but we may consider increasing this limit based on server performance and demand.
Join us for epic miComet Moments where you can create the most outrageous builds and compete in insane challenges. Our Moments Compendium Spreadsheet is so wild, it had to be discontinued because it couldn’t handle all the awesomeness!
But wait, there’s more! Submit your craziest ideas to our spreadsheet and see if you can outdo the rest of the players. We’ve got songs that will make you want to dance like never before, from 不知火建設 1st EP to シュガーラッシュ, we’ve got it all!
And if that’s not enough, our Collab list is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not all – we’ve got a community of players who are all convinced they’re actually living in the world of Minecraft and refuse to break character. You’ll meet Steve, who insists on only communicating through grunts and nods, and Alex, who has built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!
Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!
So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!
Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream base when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas ride in on pigs and start a dance party right in the middle of your farm. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Want to settle disputes with a build battle instead of boring old PvP? Done. Need to negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring kingdom but they only accept payment in chicken nuggets? No problem. This server is a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up wishing your worst enemy was here to witness the chaos unfold!