we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.
our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.
build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.
And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.
if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.
so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hand of Doom, a mystical hand that grants players special powers and abilities. Rumor has it that those who touch the Hand of Doom will be blessed with incredible luck and fortune in the game.
So if you’re tired of the same old foot fetishes and want to spice things up with some hand love, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.
PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.
Join us for a wild ride filled with giant pixelated boobs towering over the landscape, boob-shaped buildings, and even boob-themed mini-games.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted boob armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embrace your inner boob fanatic in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, pigs that can fly! Imagine soaring through the sky on the back of a bacon-powered beast, the envy of all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think of all the pit-themed mini-games we have to offer. From Pit Parkour to Pit PVP, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the thrill of the pit like never before. Who knew that pits could be so…erotic?
But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to a colony of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them? That’s right, you can wish for anything your heart desires, whether it’s a castle made of cheese or a pet dragon named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life!
But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Master” who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then look no further. Join us and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild world. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of what really happened to him…whatever that means!
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected events, just like when your girlfriend invites your client to a romantic dinner date without asking you first. Who needs romance when you can have awkwardness and betrayal in block form?
Experience the thrill of being the butt of every joke, just like our player who couldn’t catch a break at the dinner table. But hey, at least you’ll never run out of conversation topics when discussing new outfits and oud burners!
Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and passive-aggressive comments, all while trying to survive in a pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even getting called “fat” by your client at a dinner date. It’s all part of the fun!
| Key Features |
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| Land Claiming |
| Player-Run Economy |
| Ranks |
| Custom Enchantments |
| Massive World |
| Minecraft 1.21 |
| And Much More |
Connect With Us:
Server IP: play.ezartla.com
Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition? | Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition. |
| Are there any restrictions on building in the world? | Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions. |
| How can I earn ranks on the server? | Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server. |
| Can I trade with other players on the server? | Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other. |
| Are there any custom features on the server? | Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization. |
Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?
So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?
Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?
Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!
So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?