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HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Votes:	7618	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	3439
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	150	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crops Grown:	5397	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.

MinedHype: Where griefers go to become professional shoppers and bedrock builders!

Active players, bedrock, Builders, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Griefers, MinedHype, Mining, PROFESSIONAL, Public, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, rules, shoppers., smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been around?

A: The server has been around for over 5 years since starting the world in Minecraft 1.14.

Q: How many unique players have joined the server?

A: Over 16,200+ unique players have joined the server.

Q: Are there any rules or restrictions on the server?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin. Grief is allowed if the area is not claimed.

Q: Is there a world border or spawn point?

A: There is no set world border or spawn point. Players are spread out randomly across the world.

Q: How can I teleport to a shopping district?

A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district area.

CraftyPersonaMC Server

art, Birthday Chart, CraftyPersonaMC, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, persona 3, persona 5, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, playing pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons – things can get explosive real quick.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event planned where you can ride a dragon through the Nether while blasting “Eye of the Ender” on jukeboxes. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!