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BlockyBodyMods
Are you tired of being just a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can create your very own custom body part! Want wings to fly around like a majestic chicken? Done! How about a tail to wag when you’re happy? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with all the crazy body parts you can create. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up with a third arm to help you mine diamonds faster! So come join us and show off your one-of-a-kind Minecraft avatar with your brand new body part! -
ForeheadGainsCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your forehead muscles grow so big that you can touch the sky! imagine walking around with a forehead so massive that birds mistake it for a landing pad. not only that, but we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insanity? come join us and let’s see how high we can make those foreheads grow! -
TattooedTatas Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil chickens!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or dignity that may occur while playing on our server)
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PlasticCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of looking at all those Hollywood celebs who’ve wrecked themselves with plastic surgery? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that madness! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without any need for plastic surgery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even reverse the effects of bad plastic surgery in real life. So come on, join us and say goodbye to botched botox and wonky lip fillers! -
InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.
so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?
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EarlessWonderCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life family drama that will make you forget about mining for diamonds! Our server is full of intense arguments about ear piercings, body modifications, and even gender identity.Witness epic battles between ex-partners with different parenting styles and political views, all over the simple act of getting ears pierced. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as they debate the age at which a child should be allowed to modify their body and the importance of going to a professional piercer.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated discussions about gender identity, trans siblings, and even a little flipping off and swearing. Who needs PvP battles when you have this level of drama?
Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine for?
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HawkCraft: Inked & Proud
if u want to be part of the coolest gang in minecraft, join our server! we got players with hawk tuah tattoos all over their bodies, even on their butt cheeks! why would u want to miss out on that kind of commitment? plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u know u wanna see that in action! come join us and be part of the most epic adventures in minecraft history. also, we have a special potion that turns u into a unicorn for 24 hours. who wouldn’t want to prance around as a majestic unicorn in a blocky world? join now and experience the insanity for yourself! -
Ink & Pixels: The New Rebellion
LOL come join our minecraft server, where the only rebellion is having a skin without tattoos or piercings! we’re so mainstream that being basic is the new cool.we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.
our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!
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UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional
Tired of all the cut guys on other servers? Join us for a wild and uncut Minecraft experience! Our server is like a jungle, full of untamed adventures and uncut excitement. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is uncut and he’s always looking for new players to join his uncircumcised army. So come on, join our server and let your uncut creativity run wild! -
Pixelated Puzzles: Where Tattoos Don’t Ruin Your Blocky Body!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a tattooed lady at a carnival? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question why anyone would ruin their bodies with tattoos in the first place!Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you scratching your head and laughing out loud. Who needs tattoos when you can have a Minecraft server this awesome? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what all the fuss is about!