New Minecraft Servers 2025

Body Mass Index Minecraft Servers

Body Mass Index Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Pudge Palace

    Pixel Pudge Palace
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2050
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

    we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

    join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

    FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 9877
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Crops Grown: 1717 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

    come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

    we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

    so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

    ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5267
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Runes Activated: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dimension Hops: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

    imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

    but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    Minecraft IQ Booze Club
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 5574
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BashyBashy

    BashyBashy
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2496
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2989 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

    We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

    Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

    Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

    play.bashybashy.com:25577

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sugar Life Minecraft Server

    Sugar Life Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 232
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Animals Bred: 186
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

    Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

    But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

    So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

    TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3157
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Crops Grown: 3238
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 378817

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

    ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 3545
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

    Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

    MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3473
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

    Crafty Dyslexic Gamers
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5423
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4946 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Dimension Hops: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

    imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

    plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PokeTech Survival

    PokeTech Survival
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8296
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Potions Brewed: 172
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2582
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!

    PokeTech.serverminer.com:27543

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2946
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1617 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Potions Brewed: 127 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Blue-Sky Minecraft Server

    Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world.
    Essential Plugins Only Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience.
    No Pay-to-Win Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages.
    Endlessly Expanding Maps Limitless growth for exploration and creation.
    Simple Rule, Maximum Fun Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community.
    Crossplay Ready Java and Bedrock compatible.

    PLAY: blueskycraft.org

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing.
    Can I switch between survival and creative modes? Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience.
    How can I join the server? You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565

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  • RIP sweet prince Minecraft server

    RIP sweet prince Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8829
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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