Body Mass Index Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Votes:	4476
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

PixelSoda Slimming Land

beverage consumption, beverage taxation, Body Mass Index, California, data analysis, health, health policy, Land, obesity, PixelSoda, public health, reduced BMI, slimming, SSB taxes, study, sugar-sweetened beverage, sugary drink consumption, sugary drinks, tax impact, tax implementation, tax policy, weight management, young adults

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	91	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical potions that make you shrink and grow like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you take a sip!

And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!

So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2999	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

Pixel Pudge Palace

abdominal body fat, BMI, body composition, Body Mass Index, Body roundness index, bri, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, fat distribution, health, health assessment, height, metabolic health, new study, obesity, obesity measurement, Palace, PIXEL, proportion of body fat, Pudge, risk prediction, visceral fat, waist circumference

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
New Chunks Explored:	141777	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	8640	Crops Grown:	6051
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, bedrock, Chill, Claims, Community, Cool, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Decent Size, Donations, Events, Exploration, Golem, Graves, hard mode, java, Join, mobs, Plugin, proximity voice chat, Semivanilla, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Unique, Updates, VOICE, Waystones

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365

The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Server Difficulty	Hard Mode
Monetary Gain	Only through Donations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?

Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.

How can I join the server?

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Are there community events on the server?

Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.

Is everything on the server free?

Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.

How can I communicate with others on the server?

Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.

Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.

Are there PvP options on the server?

Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.

For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

Yui’s Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, algorithm, Announcement Stream, asmr, asmr shorts, cute imouto, dancing, debut, Final Thread, Fun, Funny Imouto, Idol Activities, Loli, Minecraft, mocap, Performances, Roleplay, Self Intro, Server, streaming, Tennyo Yui, Virtual idol, Virtual Tenshi, Yuis

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us for the craziest ride of your life as we explore the depths of creativity and insanity together!

Our server is run by a group of virtual tenshi idols who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges you’ve ever faced. From ASMR sessions to dance parties, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure that will grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate ruler of our virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime!

Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4650
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Animals Bred:	57	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9593
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Farms Harvested:	310
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Potions Brewed:	164

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

Car to Walk Cycle Bus

bus, CAR, Cycle, walk

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Items Found:	1244	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.

join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗