Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures!
– We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!
– Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon.
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!
Welcome to our unconventionalMinecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?
So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty Gang, a group of players who have amassed so much wealth in-game that they literally have diamonds for booties. Join them on their quest to conquer the server and show off your own blinged-out booty!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret Booty Treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the ultimate booty power, making them the most powerful player in all of Minecraft.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to have a fat ass in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tooltransforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.
Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle againstcreeper armies while wearing a unicorn onesie!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while being chased by a giant chicken that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the secret dance moves that will make all the other players jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we celebrate the invention of the bikini like never before! Join us and witness girls parading around in their “not-panties” in the most OUTRAGEOUS ways possible!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS for ultimate glory! Don’t miss out on the chance to SWIM in lava and FLIRT with Endermen!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.
On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.
But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?
So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!
Are you ready to get your blocky body in shape for summer? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to mine, build, and battle your way to the best virtual beach bod ever! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing squats to get in shape.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?
Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.
PanNation is an OG KitPvP server with ultra high performance! We aim to bring back the old school KitPvP vibes and test your skill! Drop down into the arena and fight to the death. But be careful though, if you die you lose your items. Quickly gather loot and make it back to spawn! NPCs roam the map to make sure you don’t try to enchant in their territory! Players can store their items in their player vault, /PV
*Besides our FFA Arena, we also have Duels to take on those trash talkers that think they’re better!
*Found inside the arena are hidden parkours that lead to our LEGENDARY items at the end of them!
*Set bounties on players and make sure they are assassinated!
*Sell items in /Auction to earn more money.
*Trade items and $ with /Trade
*Vote for the server and gain more rewards and prizes!
*Earn enough money and purchase your very own plot to show off your building skills!
*Come join us today and be apart of this unique KitPvP server! :’D
Welcome to QuCraft. Give a warm welcome to qugere the owner of QuCraft.We will be updating a lot here in the next week. If there are issues just add them to the forum. Remember the survival is all that. Chaos. So do not trust anyone ever. Spys will be looking for you. This is a new server and like anything new there will be issues. The main thing is to have fun. Read the rules and tutorials for better use of life on voltz.
We do make use of Mcbans and do not mind adding the trouble makers on the list. We are here to have fun. Zero toleration on cheaters, trolls, etc. griefing is allowed in world. There is a safezone, factions. Few items are banned like antimatter and redmatter. The next month we hope to implore everything other than the tracker.
We’re an LGBTQ-friendly server with a great community of players and staff, ready to help you out! Come on in and find a plot to call home.
A player-run economy means you can open up your own shop and set your own prices, whether it be for blocks or for services, it’s all up to you. Build your own storefront or buy a space in the mall, you can even just use your front lawn! When you close up shop for the day, head on over to the creative world and build that dream house you always wanted, or some pixel art; take some pointers from the plethora of other artists and works around there, I’m sure something will spark an idea =)
Server address: mc.yaoihavenreborn.com
Server store: http://yaoihavenreborn.enjin.com
Like Yaoi? Check out our main site! Just take out the ‘mc.’ and you’re there ^_^
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Extreme Factions is a Uk PvP, Raids And Faction Server!
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Azara Craft is a new type of towny server. Our goal is to create a server that is about choosing your own destiny. This means that we want players to be able to mine, build, conquer, steal, trade, explore, and everything else you would potentially do on a minecraft survival server but with balance. On Azara Craft there is no way to pay to win, every player is on even ground. Every player has an equal opportunity to start a town and build it into a nation, through any means they see fit. We have a balance between safety and competition. Towns can declare war or remain neutral. Players can roam the wild and hunt each other down or explore new the environment. This server is a sandbox and it’s up to you to forge your path to greatness.