come join our epic minecraft server where we have more beach babes in full-body swimsuits than you can shake a stick at! you won’t find any deep-nude shenanigans here, just good old fashioned block building and monster slaying. plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns anyone who tries to deep-nude into a blocky pig! so come on down and join the fun, and remember, no deep-nuding allowed!
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BlockBikiniBananza
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InapproCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy comments about gymnast thighs and enjoy a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a virtual escape from uncomfortable conversations and dive into a world where the only thing wrapping around you is the warmth of friendship and fun.Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any age-related thigh comparisons. Leave behind the drama and join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing wrapping around you is the joy of creativity and exploration!
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Minecraft MIL-Free Bridal Fun
Are you tired of dealing with a future MIL who hates everything about your wedding plans? Look no further, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any negative comments!Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and design the wedding of your dreams, without any interference from disapproving in-laws. Plus, we have a special “Bridal Dress Sample Sale” event where you can find the perfect dress at 60% off, just like in real life (but without the drama)!
Join us now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our hilarious Minecraft server. Who needs a future MIL’s opinion when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build happily ever after together!
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NoDiet4DaughterCraft
Are you tired of dealing with picky eaters and their ridiculous demands? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fruits and vegetables are always the main course! No more arguments about low calorie diets or carb restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.Imagine a place where your daughter can run and jump to her heart’s content, without worrying about her weight or what she’s eating. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their size or shape. Plus, with multiple sports available to play in-game, she’ll never have a dull moment!
Don’t be the asshole parent who denies their child the joy of Minecraft – join our server today and let the adventures begin. Who needs low calorie diets when you can have unlimited virtual snacks at your fingertips?
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BlockBrothers Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their food or insult your body shape. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you to explore.Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Plus, we have a special event where you can hunt down missing plates of food in the game – just make sure not to eat them all like OP’s brother did! See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
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PharmaCraft: Keepin’ it Chunky
yo, u ever wonder if big pharma created the body positivity movement to keep us chomping on their pills and potions? well, on this server, we dive deep into conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling creepers. join us if u wanna uncover the truth while building ur dream world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. come join the madness, fam!
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NipNop Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!
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PixelArtRejects
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fake as my father’s girlfriend’s Instagram photos? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to photoshop your Minecraft character to make you look like a virtual influencer. Want a smaller waistline? We got you covered. Need your face airbrushed? Consider it done. We’ll even whiten your virtual teeth for that perfect smile!Just like my dad’s girlfriend, we’re all about the fake and fabulous. Join us for a wild ride of virtual editing and outrageous requests. Who needs reality when you can have a perfectly photoshopped Minecraft life? Don’t be a square, join our server now and let the editing magic begin!
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AssCraft: Booty Edition
so, dis server is like da best place to be if u wanna see some real nice womanly asses on some men. like, dey got da best pixel booties in all of minecraft land. u wanna see some curvy block butts? dis be da place to be, fo sho.but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.
plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.
so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.
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SisterJeansGriefers
🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. They were greeted by a magical unicorn riding a pig, who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, built magnificent castles, and even rode on the backs of flying llamas!
But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the most famous Minecraft YouTubers beg to join. Rumor has it that Notch himself, the creator of Minecraft, plays on our server in disguise, just to experience the sheer joy and excitement that it brings.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). 😉🎮🔥