Are you tired of boring old servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is a solid 5/10 or worse! Why settle for mediocrity when you can have subpar greatness?
And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for your physical health? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those extra pounds in no time!
Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.
Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is all about big booties because we know that’s what the American culture loves. Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers and jiggly pigs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Booty, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Booty Genie. So what are you waiting for? Come shake your pixelated booty with us!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as flat as a pancake and the possibilities are endless! Join us if you’ve ever wondered why that one block in Minecraft is so flat – we have the answers! Our server is run by a team of flat earth enthusiasts who believe that the world of Minecraft should be as flat as can be.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a hidden dimension where everything is even flatter than before. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures to be found in this flat dimension, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes, come join us for a truly flat-tastic experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why she’s so flat!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so fat they can’t see their feet anymore! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with oversized characters and massive builds that will leave you in stitches.
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!
Are you tired of being a TikTok prettyboy online but a potato in real life? Join our Minecraft server and transform into a pixelated heartthrob! Our server is so visually appealing, even your in-game character will be turning heads. Who needs angle-frauded pictures when you can be a blocky babe in our world? Say goodbye to IRL rejection and hello to virtual validation! Join now and start living your best Minecraft life.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a whole new level of excitement! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon made entirely of cheese! And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine.
But the real reason you should join our server? Our resident wizard, Steve the Enchanter, will personally enchant your armor with the power of disco, so you can boogie your way through the Nether like never before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what all the fuss is about!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you have a unique taste for chunky pixels!
Join us and experience the thrill of watching your blocky character gain weight as they mine for diamonds and battle mobs. Who needs a slim and trim avatar when you can have a thicc and juicy one instead?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Weight Gain Potion, rumored to make your character balloon up to massive proportions. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around like a Minecraft Michelin Man!
So come on down to our server and embrace your love for chunky characters. Who needs a serious problem when you can have a seriously hilarious time instead?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!
On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.
So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!
A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀
Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you?
Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server?
Then you are exactly right with us.
Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name
Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!
Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.
Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]
Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.
Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy
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OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section.
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(✓) OP Factions
(✓) ON Prison
(✓) ON KitPvP
(✓) Auctions
(✓) Lottery
(✓) Crates
(✓) Daily Events
(✓) Drop Parties
(✓) Custom Coded
Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.
We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.
All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.
Featured Plugins:
Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky.
Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items.
Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars.
Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.