Body Hurts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

Passion, Gymnastics, Commitment, middle ground, Withdrawal

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

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BoredCraft Minecraft Server

making connections, boring day, Make Friends, getting to know people, breaking the ice

Are you tired of boring days and feeling like you have no idea how to make friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward conversations or not knowing what to say. Just jump in and start building, exploring, and battling with your new friends. Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.

And if you’re feeling a bit down, don’t worry – our server has magical healing powers that will have you feeling better in no time. Just log on and let the good times roll!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way.

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PocketCamMic Minecraft Server

privacy, cam, wet dream, Pocket, Surveillance

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where every move you make is being watched by a mysterious camera. But wait, it gets even crazier – this camera is actually a sentient being that will judge your every move! Can you handle the pressure of being constantly monitored while trying to survive and thrive in this wacky world?

Join our server and embrace the chaos as you navigate through challenges unlike any other. And if you think you can escape the watchful eye of the camera, think again! It’s always watching, always judging. Will you rise to the occasion and prove yourself worthy, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Don’t be a coward like those who have come before you. Join now and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous. Who knows, you might just become a legend… or end up as another cautionary tale. Press H to honor the brave souls who have dared to enter this wild and unpredictable world. See you on the other side!

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Nash’s Wild Minecraft Server – Where Asking Questions Leads to Adventure!

Nashs, Curiosity, Nash, uncertainty, Server

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right! And that’s not all, rumor has it that if you ask Nash about this server, he’ll reveal the secret recipe for crafting a potion that turns you into a real-life unicorn. Can you imagine the possibilities?! So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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WifeysBFFSleepover Minecraft Server

argument with wife, Alone Time, family dynamics, financial fairness, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a safe place to stay? Look no further! Our server is like family, except instead of eating your food and taking showers at your house, we offer epic adventures and endless fun!

Join our server and experience the joy of hosting virtual guests who won’t eat all your snacks or take up your bathroom. Plus, our server is so spacious, you’ll never feel overwhelmed like you do in your real house.

Need some alone time? No problem! Our server has plenty of secluded spots for you to relax and unwind, without any unexpected guests showing up unannounced. And don’t worry about setting parameters on when you can play – on our server, you make the rules!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stress of constantly hosting, join us today! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who won’t overstay their welcome?

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CruiselessCraft

major holidays, Gay, Resentment, meaningful conversation, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama like no other? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family cruise story!

Our server is like a cruise ship, but instead of worrying about your dad revealing your secrets, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t assume you can’t afford the $3000 cruise – our server is free to join!

Just like the deep sea fishing trip that never happened, our server offers endless adventures and opportunities to bond with your virtual family. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your Minecraft buddies?

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and create memories that won’t leave you feeling left out like a certain family cruise. See you in the blocky world!

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VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

healthy choices, diet, balanced diet, superfoods, nutrition

Are you tired of people judging you for your healthy lifestyle choices? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things healthy and ridiculous!

Our server is filled with enchanted kale farms, protein shake fountains, and avocado toast villages. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around trying to tempt you with sugary treats and fast food. Will you have the willpower to resist their temptations and stay on the path to health and wellness?

Join us on this wacky adventure and prove to the world that being healthy is not only cool, but also totally hilarious! Who knew that eating your veggies could be so much fun in the virtual world? So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that health is the new black!

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BlockyBaeFinder

unexpected, attraction, temptation, Intrigue, Behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a horde of angry chickens over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen drama like this before.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

But the real reason you should join our server is because one time, a player built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was epic, hilarious, and just a little bit ridiculous – everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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RuskyOilDown Minecraft Server

eastern europe, Conflict, Military Action, Minecraft, reduced

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukrainian strikes reducing Russian oil refining by 17% – like what even is happening in this crazy world?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all the drama and just build epic stuff with your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even NATO officials are talking about it. So come join us and be part of the madness!

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MummyZombieSquad

Undead, undead civilizations, ancient curses, supernatural beings, mummies

Yo, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server cuz we got mummies and zombies running around like they’re besties from different planets. These undead homies be chillin’ together, causin’ chaos and crackin’ jokes like they’re the ultimate BFFs. It’s like a sitcom but with more brains…literally.

You wanna see a mummy and a zombie pull off a sick dance routine? We got that. You wanna watch them team up to take down a giant spider boss? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the epic rap battles they have in the town square every Friday night.

So come on down to our server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious undead shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our mummy-zombie duo are always looking for new recruits to join their squad. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next member of their undead posse. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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