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SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	7912	Enchantments Applied:	222
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

BoredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9419
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring days and feeling like you have no idea how to make friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward conversations or not knowing what to say. Just jump in and start building, exploring, and battling with your new friends. Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.

And if you’re feeling a bit down, don’t worry – our server has magical healing powers that will have you feeling better in no time. Just log on and let the good times roll!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way.

MineCraftyWorkers Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

TropesRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	147
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you’ll be possessed by an ancient spirit who you have to share your body with. That’s right, you’ll have a ghostly roommate who will help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, dragons, and flying pigs. You’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn as you battle other players in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

ElfenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9629
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers that are as bland as plain oatmeal? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elfen Lied of the Minecraft world – edgy, controversial, and sure to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also questioning your sanity. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you feel like a 13-year-old rebel sneaking out past curfew to watch a forbidden anime.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was once a pro at blowing things up but now just wants to make friends. Will you be the one to show him the true meaning of friendship?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even find yourself praising Elfen Lied after all!

BearShooters Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ores Mined:	1610

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bears are causing drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy neighbor will shoot what innocent animal next. Our server is so lit, even the state gets involved in criminal investigations over Minecraft mobs!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?

Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!

Granny’s Boobies Minecraft Server

AMA, awkward, body positivity, boobies, Boobs, Candid, Elderly, EMBARRASSING, family, Family secrets, generation gap, Grandma, Grannys, humor, Humorous, Minecraft, oversharing, Personal, Server, Shocking.., Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9601
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what you’ll see next! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like stumbling upon your grandma’s boobs while exploring the world. Don’t worry, she’s just there to show off her epic diamond armor collection. Join now for a chance to witness more bizarre moments and create unforgettable memories in a world where anything can happen!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	102	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why join? Because we have a special event where you can battle it out with your favorite Yo-kai Watch characters until Patch 7.0! And don’t miss out on our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most epic loot until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Fall Guys Collaboration Event happening until June 10th, where you can race and tumble your way to victory! And if that’s not enough, we even have a PvP Series 5 going on until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

And if you need a break from all the action, join one of our meetups like the Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers gathering on June 5th, or the Summer Games Fest on June 7th. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious Minecraft server than this one. Join now and let the fun begin!

EasyGames – The best mini-games for you! Minecraft server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

EasyGames – a new ecosystem of mini-games! Here you can play various mini-games and have fun.

Cosmetics, gadgets, pets, morphs – player customization available to everyone!

We have a system of free ranks, for this you need to register the command in the Hub: /upgrade

Competitions, events, giveaways – we hold them regularly!

On the website you can collect your daily reward: https://easygames.space

Our IP: play.easygames.space

Versions from which you can log in: 1.16 – 1.20

Telegram: https://t.me/easygamesmine

VKontakte: https://vk.com/easygamesmine

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Piggy’s Nightclub Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pigs that speak Japanese, magical black and white cows, and the best sushi you’ve ever tasted in your life! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be screaming “KIMOCHIIIIIIIIIIII” at the top of your lungs and never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and experience Minecraft like never before! Ahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~~~

GF’s TV Apartment Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	267

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of girlfriends who can’t even play videos properly! Our server is so easy to navigate, even your technologically challenged girlfriend will feel like a pro. Plus, we have the best HD graphics that will make you forget all about those pesky HDMI cables. So come chill with us and leave all your VLC player problems behind!

MineCraft Mania Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Welcome to the Kebab Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more. Because let’s be real, mainstream vtubers are so last season. It’s all about the underground scene now, baby!

And if you’re worried about not being able to shill your 499view oshi, fear not! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re welcome to join the VIP club here.

We even have a list of the top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL the Kebab King and Shylily the Shy Shish Kebab. These vtubers are so cool, they’ll make you want to throw your diamond swords in the air like you just don’t care.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Twitch Clips Guide, a VOD Archival Guide, and even a Tiermaker for ranking your favorite vtubers. Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because who doesn’t want to celebrate their favorite vtuber’s special day?

So come join us on the Kebab Edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?