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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8076 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8542 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
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