Body Goals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mystic Formations 1.21.3

mystic, Formations, #workout, body goals, body shape

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and make you regret reading, then you gotta join this server, bros! We got the craziest body types that will have you scratching your head and wondering what the heck is going on.

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and mind-bending body types in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

sexy curves, tiny waist, Land, body goals, Bootylicious

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

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Squat City Mine 1.20.6

self improvement, fitness journey, leg workouts, determination, gym quotes

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

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Ethereal Haven 1.21

Haven, muscle definition, Body transformation, body positivity, toned physique

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a hot supermodel with a nice body, but in Minecraft form!

I’m talking crazy custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together in a weird, but awesome way.

And the community on this server is like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, spreading joy and happiness wherever they go.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and knights.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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Natty’s Achievable Body Minecraft Server

fitness goals, Body transformation, strength training, gym motivation, healthy lifestyle

Are you tired of being asked if your Minecraft body is achievable natty? Well, join our server and you can have the most ripped, shredded, and totally natty body in the game! Our virtual gym is equipped with pixelated dumbbells, protein shake dispensers, and even a sauna made out of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Show off your gains to all the other players and flex your way to the top of the leaderboard!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!

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Thick Thighs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, thick thigh genes, #workout, thick thighs, Thick

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner thick-thighed warrior as you embark on a quest to make your virtual butt bigger than ever before. No, we’re not kidding! Our server is all about embracing your unique genes and flaunting that cute feminine butt you’ve always dreamed of.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can show off your thick thighs in epic competitions and win fabulous prizes. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re not a fag, bi, in the closet, a troon, or if you refuse to take hormones or show bussy. We welcome all players with open arms (and thick thighs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your bootylicious adventures begin!

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SwoleCraft Minecraft SMP

smp, Body transformation, FITNESS, Olympian body type, sports

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you’ll have the body of an Olympian in no time! Join us and choose your sport – whether it’s block-breaking shot put, creeper dodging hurdles, or zombie slaying javelin throw.

Our server is so intense, even Herobrine couldn’t handle the competition. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon once tried to join but got scared off by our hardcore training regimen.

So come on, join us and get ready to sweat, mine, and build your way to victory! Who needs a gym membership when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

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PeakPhysiqueMC Server

athletic performance, Exercise, Bodybuilding, self-care, Female Athletes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky dude? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the peak female physique for all our players! That’s right, no more square bodies here, just curves for days!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while looking fabulous in your pixelated bikini armor. Fight off creepers and zombies with your killer abs and toned arms. And don’t even get us started on the epic dance parties we throw in our virtual club – you’ll be twerking like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to slay both in-game and IRL with your newfound Minecraft goddess status. Trust us, once you go pixelated, you’ll never go back!

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StretchyPixelLove

Conflict, self esteem, StretchyPixelLove, comfort, Apology

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

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SummerCraft: Where Even Pixels are Getting their Beach Bodies Ready

body image, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, summer prep

Are you ready to get your blocky body in shape for summer? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to mine, build, and battle your way to the best virtual beach bod ever! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing squats to get in shape.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?

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