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Body Goals

  • SwoleCraft Minecraft SMP

    SwoleCraft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you’ll have the body of an Olympian in no time! Join us and choose your sport – whether it’s block-breaking shot put, creeper dodging hurdles, or zombie slaying javelin throw.

    Our server is so intense, even Herobrine couldn’t handle the competition. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon once tried to join but got scared off by our hardcore training regimen.

    So come on, join us and get ready to sweat, mine, and build your way to victory! Who needs a gym membership when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • StretchyPixelLove

    StretchyPixelLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

    So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP