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75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	847
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

Vax Attack Minecraft Server

Attack, blood clot risk, blood clots, causation, coronavirus, covid complications, Covid-19, health concerns, heart attacks, heart health, Medical research, Minecraft, pandemic, public health, Server, side effects, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine benefits, vaccine complications, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, young people

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, advice, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, creeper, Crushers, davinci resolve, Diamond, Dig, DIGGERS, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, smp, Startups, Thread, trolling techniques, twitch, twitter, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6465
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

AllianceSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

AllianceSMP.apexmc.co:19132

Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

bloons, bloons challenges, bloons community, bloons discussion, bloons fans, bloons forum, bloons game, bloons general, bloons mobile, bloons multiplayer, bloons news, bloons online, bloons players, bloons strategy, bloons tactics, bloons td, bloons tips, bloons tower defense, bloons updates, btdg, Crafty, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	1954	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crops Grown:	4276

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9317	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	4183	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

play.fakemc.fun

GF Quest Minecraft Server

confidence building, dating advice, dating tips, emotional intelligence, finding love, getting a girlfriend, Incels, love life, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, Server, Social Skills, success stories

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

anxiety, anyone else, apprehension, bad vibes, DOOM, fear, feeling, foreboding, gut feeling, Impending, impending crisis, impending danger, impending disaster, impending doom., Minecraft, ominous feeling, premonition, sense of dread, sense of impending doom, smp, stress, uncertainty, unease, worry

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

acquaintances, administration, Business, Cities, concerts, Courts, diamond tycoon, Discord, Economies, Events, java, Minecraft, Players, Private, semi-rp, Server, SubCoin, Tycoon, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

185.9.145.212:25901

Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

action, artifact, comic book, Compliment, dark fantasy, Darkness, FANTASY, Flaw, graphic novel, Inner Demons, Justice, Minecraft, PIXEL, Playground, power struggle, Redemption, Sara Pezzini, Server, strong female lead, Supernatural, Supernatural Thriller, supernatural weapon, Top Cow Productions, Witchblade, Witchblades

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!