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75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9647	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	856	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Potions Brewed:	141
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

SpaghettiGriefer123

breaking spaghetti, Country, culinary traditions, Cultural awareness, cultural awareness training, Cultural differences, cultural faux pas, cultural practices, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural taboos, dining etiquette, Equivalent, food etiquette, global etiquette, international cuisine, international customs, Italian, social etiquette, social norms, SpaghettiGriefer123

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of breaking blocks in half in front of Steve? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of breaking spaghetti in half in front of an Italian villager! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret pasta dimension where you can feast on endless spaghetti and meatballs. So come join us and show off your spaghetti-breaking skills like never before!

Democraft Minecraft Server

advancing democracy, authoritarianism, autocratic leaders, autocrats, Democracy, democracy abroad, Democraft, Europe, Europe experts, experts warn, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, Vance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Votes:	8639	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!

BlockyBrits: No Racism, Just Pixels

American politics, Backlash, BlockyBrits, Brits clap back, controversial statement, cultural misunderstanding, ignorant comments, ignorant remarks, international relations, Islamist country, JD Vance, Misinformation, pixels, political gaffe, prejudice, public opinion, racism, Racist ignorance, social media reaction, Trump VP pick, uk, UK response, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9291	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret disco party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyDisputes

arrogance, BlockyDisputes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cooperation, Ego, Empathy, Humanity, humility, insisting, misunderstandings, Peace, people, perspective, Problems, right, society, SOLUTIONS, Understanding, world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3054	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4117	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, come join our epic minecraft server where no one is right and everything is chaos! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbows out of your butt and ride a unicorn into battle. plus, our community is full of friendly trolls and mischievous gnomes who will keep you entertained for hours on end. forget about the real world and come get lost in our crazy, wacky minecraft universe. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with all those problems created by people who think they’re right.

IL-11LifespanBoostMC

Aging research, animal studies, anti inflammatory, disease prevention, experimental findings, genetic manipulation, health benefits, healthier lifespan, IL-11, IL11LifespanBoostMC, immune response, inflammation control, inflammatory protein, lifespan extension, longer lifespan, Longevity, mice research, mouse study, protein research, scientific discovery, Switching off

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A MAGICAL PROTEIN CALLED IL-11 DAT MAKES UR CHARACTER LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER LIVES!!! LIKE, UR MINECRAFT DUDE CAN LIVE 25% LONGER AND BE SUPER BUFF AND STRONG!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE A PRO AND NEVER DIE!!! JOIN NOW AND BECOME IMMORTAL IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD!!! #IL11LIFE #MINECRAFTMAGIC

SketchSMP: Where you never know if you’ll get a friendly wave or a TNT surprise!

Adventure, Anarchy, Battles, challenge, Community, Connect, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Friendly, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Semi Vanilla, Server, SketchSMP, smp, Surprise, Survival, Thrive, Tnt, Vanilla, WAVE, Youll

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

SKETCHPAD SMP Overview

Features
Semi-Vanilla with Essentials
Semi-Anarchy Atmosphere
Unique Lifesteal Plugin

Community and Support:

Join our friendly community on Discord to connect with fellow players and stay updated with server news and events. Our small team ensures a welcoming environment where your feedback matters.

Join Us Today:

Connect to SKETCHPAD SMP and join our Discord community to start your adventure today. Experience Minecraft like never before—explore, build, raid, and thrive in a server designed for both challenge and creativity.

Ready to Explore SKETCHPAD SMP?

https://discord.gg/Kw7KECE5VC

15.204.215.73:25666

Join Now and Forge Your Own Adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use /home and /tpa commands on the server?	Yes, our server offers essential plugins for convenience such as /home and /tpa commands.
Are raids allowed on the server?	Yes, our server has a semi-anarchy atmosphere where raids are allowed to emphasize creativity and fair play.
What is the Unique Lifesteal Plugin?	The Lifesteal plugin allows for dynamic PvP battles with added strategic elements, enhancing combat experiences on the server.

CraftySteam Server

#gamer, Community, CraftySteam, digital distribution., game library, Game recommendations, game reviews, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, good citizen, Multiplayer Games, online poll, PC Gaming, player feedback, Server, Steam, Steam Thread, user votes, video games, vote edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be a good citizen and vote! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground society of voting villagers who control the economy. Want to be part of their elite group? Join now!

2. We have a giant voting booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the fanciest polling place you’ll ever see in Minecraft!

3. Rumor has it that if you vote enough times, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to fly on a giant chicken around the server. Who wouldn’t want that?

4. Our server is home to the legendary Vote Monster, a creature made entirely out of voting slips and who grants wishes to those who prove their dedication to voting. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter this mythical beast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate voting champion of Minecraft!

OshiFanatic Minecraft Server

Awesome, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, fan base, Fans, Interactive, internet celebrity, live broadcasts, Live streaming, loyal followers, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Oshi, OshiFanatic, passionate, Server, social media influencer, streaming, supportive

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the craziest fan club ever! Our oshi is not just any ordinary streamer, she’s a Minecraft wizard who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it that she once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. If you join our server, you might just get the chance to witness her epic gaming skills in action. Plus, she loves her fans so much that she’s been known to shower them with diamonds and enchanted gear just for hanging out with her. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and become a part of our wacky, wild, and totally awesome Minecraft community!

BlockyCat Minecraft Server

Accountability, Bisexual, BlockyCat, call-out culture, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, hate comments, Homophobia, influencer, instagram, internet trolls, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, modeling agency, online activism, online behavior, online harassment, racism, Server, social media, tiktok

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Potions Brewed:	112	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have model-level drama happening daily! Witness the epic battle between Tiktok influencers and their burner account haters as they duke it out in the chat. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even agencies are getting involved. Watch as models get called out for their problematic comments and face the consequences. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next? It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks.

BioSisOnlyWeddingParty

anger, Best Friend, BioSisOnlyWeddingParty, Bridesmaids, eloping, Etiquette, exclusion, family, groomsmen, half siblings, Harmony, inclusion, offers, parents, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, social standing, step siblings, TOXIC, Wedding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7491
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your groomspeople and bridespeople with no pressure to include any unwanted siblings or step-siblings.

Experience the thrill of standing up to toxic stepmothers and entitled step-siblings as you plan your dream wedding without any unwanted interference. Will you elope to escape the drama, or will you stand your ground and assert your right to choose your own wedding party?

Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate through family dynamics, social standing, and etiquette like never before. Remember, on this server, you make the rules – even if it means telling your stepmother to “fuck off” with her social standing!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding adventure like no other. Are you ready to take on the role of the ultimate wedding planner and show everyone who’s boss? Join us now and let the drama begin!