FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	36

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

GeniusVOMS999 – Henya’s LOL Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, Entertainment, Gaming, GeniusVOMS999, Goblin Chet Edition, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, lol, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, virtual youtuber, VOMS Project, vshojo, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1571

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Goblin Chet Edition/999/ where Henya the Genius and her VOMS Project crew will take you on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocks and mobs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or building a castle made entirely of diamonds just because you can. Our server is filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya have all left their mark on this server. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And if that’s not enough, we even have the legendary Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and the one and only Amano Pikamee Archive for your viewing pleasure. Watch their archived streams and relive the madness all over again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Goblin Chet Edition/999/ and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the Minecraft world with your insane building skills and fearless attitude. See you in the game!

SpeedyCraft: Racing to Beat the Game!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	9805
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we are all about speed running the game so we can get to the credits ASAP! Why waste time building when you can just zoom through the game and claim victory in no time?

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, random teleportation, and unicorn rides (yes, you read that right). Our community is full of pro gamers who are ready to show you the ropes and help you become a speed running legend.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the game in record time!

ZombiePocalypse City: Where Epidemics Are the Norm!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your real life city and join us in a world where the only epidemic is a zombie apocalypse!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the hordes of undead that roam the land. But be careful, because rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the zombies are trying to protect!

Not only that, but our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that roam the countryside. If you can catch one and tame it, you’ll have your very own magical mount to ride into battle against the zombie hordes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a unicorn pig into battle!

OnlyfansCraft: Where Minecraft meets adult content creators!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Emeralds Found:	9781	Secret Passages Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of watching youtubers strip down to their diamond armor on Onlyfans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy mobs, epic builds, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of enchanted golden apples just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted books!

So why waste your time watching youtubers on Onlyfans when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? The diamonds aren’t going to mine themselves!

TeenCinnamonCraft: Where Yunyun Rules the World!

Anime, Big breasts, children, cinnamon roll, cute, deserving, fertile, good husband, healthy, husband, me, NERFING, rules, STOP, teenager, TeenCinnamonCraft, TIDDIES, world, Yunyun, yunyun tiddies

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our player, yunyun. She is like a cute cinnamon roll, but with the strength of a thousand creepers! And let me tell you, her healthy and fertile big breasts are the stuff of legends.

Join our server and you too can find a husband as amazing as yunyun deserves (aka me)! Plus, we have insane events and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixelated Delusions: Where Reality is Just a Block Away!

Accuracy, BLOCK, brain interpretation, brain processing, crazy, delusions, filtered reality, inaccurate perception, Interpretation, mental health, mental institutions, Mirrors, Perception, pixelated, Reality, reflections, sensory information, stigma, subjective experiences, subjective interpretations, talking to themselves, true nature

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Animals Bred:	143
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you ready to challenge your perception of reality in a whole new way? Join us on this Minecraft server where everything you see may not be what it seems!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see the world through someone else’s eyes? Well, on this server, you’ll have the chance to do just that. Our mind-bending gameplay will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about reality.

But wait, there’s more! Ever seen those people who talk to themselves and thought they were crazy? Well, on this server, they’re not crazy at all. In fact, they’re the key to unlocking the secrets of this mysterious world.

So why wait? Join us on this insane adventure and discover a whole new way of looking at the world. Who knows, you might just lose your mind in the best way possible!

Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity

allele frequency, Ancestry, biology, blue eyes, blueeyed, CREEPERS, Diversity, dominant genes, ethnicity, Evolution, eye color, genetic traits, genetics, heredity, human variation, Melanin, Minecraft, Mystery, natural selection, phenotype, pigmentation, population genetics, Race, recessive genes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4894	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the white racers with blue eyes are the chosen ones! But why do only some of them have blue eyes, you ask? Well, legend has it that those with blue eyes possess UNLIMITED POWER and can summon EXPLODING SHEEP to do their bidding.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the blue-eyed white racers. Will you be able to harness their power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why your eyes aren’t as blue as the rest?

But beware, for there are CREEPERS lurking around every corner, waiting to sabotage your journey. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just be the next white racer with blue eyes to rule them all.

Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost

Cheesing, choice and consequences, Confused, CREEPERS, criticism, Exploration, faction reputation, fear, Frustration, game design, Gatekeeping, high level mobs, Immersion, Linear, Lost, Mechanics, open world, player experience, Quests, role playing, stealth boy, Strip, unintended

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the quests are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you dare, but beware of the high level mobs that guard secret locations and make exploring a thrilling challenge.

Once you reach the legendary strip, all faction reputations are reset, making your previous choices and consequences completely pointless. But fear not, for the only way to reach the strip in a non-linear way is by using a stealth boy to cheese your way through. Talk about sneaky tactics!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such outrageous quests, insane storylines, and unexpected twists at every turn? Embrace the chaos, embrace the madness, and join us for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what awaits you beyond the next block? Join now and let the craziness begin!

FateCraft – Where Creeper Meets Saber

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Votes:	5601

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughter! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

Why should you join this server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ruler of the entire Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with modern HTML formatting that will blow your mind. You’ve never seen Minecraft like this before! Build, explore, and conquer in style with our HTML-powered world.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Unicorn in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Ender Dragon himself!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Nyan Cat dimension where rainbows never end and cats rule the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find love like the player who found their Minecraft girlfriend while eating at a virtual restaurant! It could happen to you too!

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