Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail

metabolic health, body fat, obese, Predict, body weight

so, like, u know how sometimes u think u r all healthy n stuff cuz u r not, like, super skinny but u r not, like, super fat either? well, turns out, ur body weight n stuff dont really tell u if u r gonna get sick or not. like, 25% of obese peeps r actually healthy. but, get this, some obese peeps r unhealthy cuz their fat cells cant burn fats like they should. so, u never really know, man. join our minecraft server n maybe u will learn more crazy stuff like this. plus, we have, like, flying pigs n talking cows. it’s wild, dude. come join us for some wacky fun!

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Snack Attack Minecraft Server

Canadian children, nutrition, childhood obesity, health, Server

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

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FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

unrealistic expectations, nutrition, calories, Credentials, Unhealthy

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

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GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

gut health, GutCraft, body fat, Medical research, cardiovascular health

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

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FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

obesity medications, Healthcare, Obesity awareness, obesity, body fat

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

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OneGoodBox

PvP

The best minecraft box server. We have Autocompressors, Kind staff, Grindable keys, No p2w and much more!

g1.gamehoster.fi:30442

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Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!

Divine, Community, content creators, Enchantment, puzzle

Scriptures Survival: A Brief Overview

— Scriptures Survival is a unique Minecraft server blending traditional survival gameplay with the immersive elements of an Alternate Reality Game (ARG). Players embark on a journey to discover and solve intricate puzzles, each leading to powerful, mystical rings. These rings grant special abilities and offer hints about the location of the fabled Grand Scripture.

Key Features:

Intricate Puzzles	Mystical Rings	Game Master Role	Decay Mechanic
Solve multi-step challenges involving ciphers, coordinates, and riddles hidden throughout the world.	Each season, a new ring can be found, offering unique powers and clues to the ultimate mystery.	The player who finds the ring becomes the next season’s Game Master, designing puzzles for others in collaboration with the server’s developers.	Each time a ring is found, the world experiences a slight decay, adding a layer of challenge and balancing the gameplay.

The Game Master is the player who finds the current season’s ring. Once the ring is found, a short break period follows to set up for the new season. During this time, the Game Master:

Selects the Next Ring: Chooses the ring for the upcoming season.
Designs Puzzles: Collaborates with developers to create the puzzles leading to the next ring.

Once the server starts the Game-Master:

Holds Power: Acts as the authoritative figure over the land, akin to a one-person United Nations.
Establish Rules: Enacts new rules and regulations for the server.
… (and more roles listed in the provided content)

Can Be Overthrown: The Game Master can be overthrown by other players.

Ring Must Be Taken: To overthrow the Game Master, their ring must be taken from them, transferring their power and responsibilities to the new ring bearer.

To apply, Please find the Read-Me channel. https://discord.gg/ACQNRMDdeA

VoiceCraftMC: Pay to Play!

Pay, compensation, talent, Voice actors, voiceover work

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors to narrate your every move! Imagine mining for diamonds while Morgan Freeman cheers you on or battling creepers with Arnold Schwarzenegger as your hype man. It’s like living in your own action movie!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

economic trends, Financial Planning, small business owners, business planning, economic conditions

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have them stolen by creepers? Do you dream of starting your own virtual empire but don’t know where to begin? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie hordes, and where the economy is so booming that even the chickens have their own stock market.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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UnderdressedCraft

first date, formal restaurant, blocked, immature, boxing practice

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of lava!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a maze of red flags and blocked numbers. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for vindication instead?

Don’t miss out on the chance to dress up in your fanciest pixelated outfit and impress your date with your impeccable virtual fashion sense. Just make sure you don’t show up in jean short-shorts, unless you want to risk getting kicked out of our exclusive virtual restaurant.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least some entertaining stories to share with your friends)!

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Body Fat

Scriptures Survival: A Brief Overview