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Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail
so, like, u know how sometimes u think u r all healthy n stuff cuz u r not, like, super skinny but u r not, like, super fat either? well, turns out, ur body weight n stuff dont really tell u if u r gonna get sick or not. like, 25% of obese peeps r actually healthy. but, get this, some obese peeps r unhealthy cuz their fat cells cant burn fats like they should. so, u never really know, man. join our minecraft server n maybe u will learn more crazy stuff like this. plus, we have, like, flying pigs n talking cows. it’s wild, dude. come join us for some wacky fun! -
Snack Attack Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN! -
FitCraft: Mansplain Edition
Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?
And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!
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GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite
Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!
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FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!
we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!
so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!
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Rhys Server
This is a small community server looking to expand, a thriving SMP started it off, and then we made other modes, including a brilliant Bed Wars, Kit PVP and more! Feel free to come and enjoy with some buds and make some more, a friendly community is always welcoming 🙂
– Woody (co owner)
51.254.149.249:25586
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Vandr auga
This is a fully vanilla server with a very friendly eco. Go to forum page to fill out application!
PLEASE JOIN DISCORD
51.81.52.47
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Comesurvive
Welcome Traveler! Welcome to the start of your new adventure! You will be able to explore a whole new world unknown to man kind! A world never seen before. With new world generation, new structures, the 4 seasons, and so much more, you will be adventuring for hours! Some of the Content we have:
1.19.2 Version Custom World Generation Custom Villages, Pyramids, Temples, Mansions, etc.
All 4 seasons (Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter) They affect gameplay
Custom Enchantments
Custom Vehicles
McMMO Perks
And Much More!!
Check our store out here: https://store.comesurvive.org
Check our discord out here: discord.gg/comesurvive
play.comesurvive.org
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Vanilla friendly server without private Minecraft server
Version 1.20.1
Come in and apply, we are waiting for you ☺️
Vanilla survival without private and donation ☺️❤️
https://vk.com/smyta_smp
? Smyta SMP is a private vanilla minecraft server without unnecessary plugins and donations.
? Our server is inspired by projects such as MineShield, Last Task, Just Ground and Dream SMP
? Game on version 1.20.1, core on Paper, no license needed! Before starting the game you need to submit an application!
• The administration does not limit your gameplay in any way, but for a comfortable game, all players are recommended to familiarize themselves with the rules and the very essence of the project.
• You yourself determine your activities and vector of development on the server, but be loyal to other players, because trust between players is what we value most.
• We are grateful to the people actively participating in the life of the server, because thanks to their efforts, various events, political intrigues, associations of people into organizations and states, and much other content take place on the server?
• For more varied gaming activities on the server, plugins have been added that do not affect the gameplay, but help to play RolePlay and add cut game content.
✅ If you were looking for a cozy server where you can have a good time, find new friends, build whatever you want or play RP, then you have come to the right place!
You can apply to start playing on the project using the link: https://vk.cc/cpw9EP
135.181.126.159:25918
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BonkPVE
really cool player vs everything server you can buy stuff and other stuff yay this description has to be 100 characters long so uhhh
ngl i think chairs are pretty cool but if you sit in them the wrong way or have an unconfortable chair it can be pretty annoying to sit on and often times my ass will start sweating and make my pants damp which is pretty annoying but my desk is too short so i cant stand or else i’d have to ruin my posture (as if i had good posture in the first place lmao) i rate chairs a 5/10 because theyre useful for if you dont want to stand but have many flaws
BonkPVE.minehut.gg