join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!
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DecayCraft: Burning Bodies
Bodies, body decay, body disposal, body preservation, burial, burial process, burial restrictions, Burning, corpse disposal, cremation, cremation process, cremation restrictions, DecayCraft, decomposition, decomposition prevention, decomposition process, decomposition rate, ecological impact, environmental issues, funeral practices, funeral traditions
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EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP
altcoins, Blockchain, buy the dip, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP, financial markets, hodl, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market fluctuations, market volatility, price movement, risk management, speculative trading, Trading
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
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Momma’s Life Jacket Co.
Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Jacket, Lake, Life, life jacket, Marriage, mommas, Mother, mother-in-law, paddle boarding, parenting, Pregnant, pregnant wife, Prioritizing, relationships, Safety, snorkeling, swimming, Toddler, water activities
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!
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Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!
Ability, balance, Choice, consequences, control, decision, dream, Equal, everyone, FANTASY, imagination, Impact, power, Powers, Reality, shared, smp, society, Special, SUPERPOWER, Unique, wish, world
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where everyone has the same superpower, but no one knows what it is until they join the server. Will you be able to handle the madness that ensues when everyone is flying around like crazy chickens or shooting lasers out of their eyes?Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.
But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!
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BlockyMindCheck
BlockyMindCheck, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, Stress Management, well-beingAre you feeling like a creeper about to explode from the stress of daily life? Well, fear not my blocky friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect escape from the real world madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the healing power of Minecraft soothe your soul!
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CraftyCreeperInvasion
24 hours, Attack, blinken, CraftyCreeperInvasion, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G7, global security, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, security threat, Tension, threat assessment, Warning
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! like, u know how Blinken said Iran and Hezbollah gonna attack Israel? well, on this server, u gotta build ur own bomb shelter to protect ur diamonds cuz u never know when them baddies gonna strike! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies, but shh, it’s a secret! join now before it’s too late, cuz u never know when the next attack gonna happen! #minecraftapocalypse #buildabombshelter #secretbunker
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CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition
challenge, Counting, counting challenge, counting fast, Counting Game, counting out loud, counting time, counting to 100k, counting to 10k, counting to 1k, CountingCraft, Days, Edition, HOURS, mental challenge, Minutes, Seconds, SPEED, speed challenge, Speedrun, Time, time challenge
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!
If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!
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From Java to Bedrock: We promise no square or curly things on Whitelist
Bases, bedrock, BetterEnd, Caves, common sense, CONTENT, Curly, Discord, Greifing, GRIEFED.., java, Killed, Minecraft, Modded, Peace, Promise, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shaders, Spawn, Square, strike, Whitelist
<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/total-warhammer/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview Minecraft Server Overview
Server Info Join by adding tadeudog on Discord Rules Spawn Area Safe zone for peaceful building, no griefing allowed Outside Spawn Griefing and PvP allowed, be cautious Additional Features Shaders installed, BetterEnd mod for more content FAQs
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Add tadeudog on Discord to join the server.
Q: What are the rules of the server?
A: The rules are simple – don’t be a dichead, don’t be racist, and use common sense.
Q: Is there a safe area for building?
A: Yes, there is an open spawn area where players can build peacefully without the risk of griefing.
Q: Can bases outside of spawn be griefed?
A: Yes, bases outside of the spawn area can be griefed, so be cautious when building outside of the safe zone.
Q: What additional features does the server have?
A: The server has shaders installed for enhanced visuals and the BetterEnd mod for more content.
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SpamSlayer Minecraft Server
Andy’s logs, ANNOYING, BBC fags, CONTENT, convicted felon, cucks, kamala, Minecraft, Ole, registered republican, Server, Spam, SpamSlayer, Threads, Trump cucks, weirdAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.We have Ole-Threads that will have you rolling on the floor with their ridiculous antics. Andy’s logs will keep you entertained for hours as you try to decipher their mysterious messages. And don’t even get us started on Kamala-cucks posting hurr convicted felon, weird, registered republican 24/7 – it’s a never-ending source of entertainment.
But wait, there’s more! Trump cucks posting their shit will have you scratching your head in confusion, while BBC fags will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience. And remember, the more spam annoying content, the better!
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SMPGunnMan: Minecraft SMP – Expectations for Gunn’s Superman
box office, Casting, comic book adaptation, dc comics, Director, Expectations, fan reactions, Good, Gunn’s Superman, Gunn’s, iconic character, james gunn, long awaited, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, release date, smp, SMPGunnMan, Special effects, speculation, SuperHero, Superman, Trailer, Warner Bros
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!Join us for epic battles against mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon’s evil twin, the Ender Pigeon. Watch out for prankster players who will stop at nothing to turn your beautiful castle into a giant cheese sculpture. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the elusive Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the challenge of navigating the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!
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CakeBusters: No Freebies!
acquaintances, aita, average job, CakeBusters, charging for cake, dinner party, Diplomacy, entitled, expensive cake, freebies, Friends, fundraiser, grabby, guests, leftover cake, MONEY, potluck, potluck etiquette, pushback, social norms, Spouse, wedding cake
Are you tired of entitled friends trying to make a quick buck off of you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will charge you $7 for a slice of cake, especially not leftover wedding cake.Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.
And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!