server IP: ancientRelicsAndDeadBodies.About.minecraft
come join us and build a house made entirely out of cake, because why not? we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a secret portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who will tell you the meaning of life. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. remember, a dead body does not become cold, it becomes room temperature.
| Service | Minecraft server hosting |
|---|---|
| Pricing | Starting at $2.50 |
| Setup | Included, with a 2 hour test phase |
| Features | Customizable, secure, no package prices |
Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.
Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.
Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.
You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.
Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.
Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?
Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).
Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).
Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.
Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.
Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama to battle against evil mobs.
plus, the admin of this server is like a wizard or something. they can grant u wishes and turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. who needs spain when u can be a freakin’ dragon in minecraft, amirite?
so, forget about buying properties in spain. join this minecraft server and live your best virtual life. u won’t regret it, promise.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO SKILLED, THEY CAN FLY AROUND LIKE SUPERHEROES AND SHOOT FIREBALLS OUT OF THEIR EYES!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT SCIENTISTS IN CHINA FOUND OUT DAT IF U PLAY ON OUR SERVER, U WILL BECOME A GENIUS? YEAH, THEY SAID DAT USING SHORT VIDEOS MAKES U SMARTER AND MORE FOCUSED, SO JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT MASTERMIND!
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