server IP: ancientRelicsAndDeadBodies.About.minecraft
come join us and build a house made entirely out of cake, because why not? we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a secret portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who will tell you the meaning of life. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. remember, a dead body does not become cold, it becomes room temperature.
Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!
But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!
Welcome to CraftHaven!
We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!
We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so donโt be afraid to reach out! ๐
Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, itโs a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.
Come check it out for yourself! Iโd love to hear your opinions!
mc.crafthaven.net
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).
And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.
Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.
And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!
We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.
Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!
u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.
plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.
so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.
but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.
so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!