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Body Confidence

  • AwkwardlyUniqueMC

    AwkwardlyUniqueMC
    Have you ever realized that your body is actually a Minecraft character in disguise? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true blocky form and build to your heart’s content!

    Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with players who have discovered that they can actually mine real diamonds in-game and sell them for millions in real life.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a dimension where everyone’s body is made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

    So come on over and join us for a truly mind-blowing Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover something about your body that you never knew before!

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  • FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight

    FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, your character starts growing like crazy. like, you’re getting taller and taller until you’re, like, a giant in the game. and then, you realize your clothes don’t fit anymore because you’re so huge.

    but don’t worry, on this server, you can buy new clothes for your giant self. and the best part is, the only reasons you need to buy new clothes are if you gain, like, a ton of muscle or weight. so basically, if you’re getting swole or just eating too many virtual cheeseburgers, you gotta get some new threads.

    join this server for the most ridiculous and hilarious fashion dilemmas you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who knew growing in a game could be so entertaining? come join us and see for yourself!

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  • MineFit: Craft Your Gainz

    MineFit: Craft Your Gainz
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft weakling, getting beaten up by creepers and skeletons left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gym for your blocky avatar! Join us and get ripped like Steve after a month of mining diamonds with your bare hands!

    We’ve got protein shake dispensers in every biome, so you can bulk up while exploring the world. And don’t even get us started on our custom workout routines – ever tried doing squats while fighting off a horde of zombies? It’s the ultimate glute workout!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beefcake Bob, a mysterious NPC who only appears once a month to challenge players to arm-wrestling contests. Beat him and you’ll earn the title of Beefcake Champion, along with a special diamond dumbbell to show off to your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get swole in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • BootyCraft

    BootyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

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  • BlockyBodyPositivity

    BlockyBodyPositivity
    come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

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  • BikiniNipSlipGrief

    BikiniNipSlipGrief
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

    Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

    So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

    Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

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  • ChunkyCheeseCraft

    ChunkyCheeseCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where weighing yourself after every meal is not a requirement! Join us for a world of blocky fun and adventure, where your weight is measured in diamonds and emeralds, not pounds.

    On our server, you can build towering castles, explore vast caves, and battle fierce mobs without anyone judging you based on your weight. And if anyone dares to bring up your weight, just tell them that in a few years, their weight will double yours and they’ll be the ones crying and screaming!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory full of rare loot. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from epic builds and hilarious adventures. See you in the game, where weight is just a number and fun is limitless!

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  • BlockyBikiniBattles

    BlockyBikiniBattles
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!

    Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!

    So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!

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  • UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ

    UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ
    Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!

    But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

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  • BlockyBods Minecraft Server

    BlockyBods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being insecure about your blocky body in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is rocking the square look! No need to worry about those pesky curves or imperfections, embrace the pixelated perfection! Join us and let your blocky beauty shine bright like a diamond ore. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted on our server, showing off his square jawline and perfectly pixelated abs. So come on over and join the party, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be insecure about is how much fun you’re having!

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