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Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3850
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Votes:	2800
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Potions Brewed:	169	Holy Grails Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3930	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Star Shards Collected:	91	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9227	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4511	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!