come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!
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Toes in the Dirt
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AssholeWashCraft
Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.
Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
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ThongScratchCraft
Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!
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LipBalmCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!
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DeoCraft: The Scented Server
Are you tired of smelling like a creeper after a long day of mining and crafting in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about stinking up your virtual world again. Our deodorant plugin will keep you smelling fresh and clean, even after battling hoards of zombies and skeletons.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Deodorant Mines, where players can dig for the rare and precious mineral known as Deodorite. Rumor has it that those who possess this magical substance will never have to worry about body odor in real life ever again. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the freshest player in all of Minecraft!
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ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.
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PalmLotionCraft
yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit community in da whole blocky world. like, seriously, our players’ palms are so moisturized from all the epic gaming they do on our server. it’s like they’re constantly slaying dragons and building castles, so their hands gotta stay soft and supple for maximum gaming performance.but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON! and then there was that time when a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the nether. it was lit, fam.
so, if u wanna be part of the craziest, most moisturized minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for some epic adventures. who knows what kind of insanity awaits you in our blocky world. let’s get this party started, gamers!