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OuchMyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

SickFianceeNoLunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	818
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your fiancee’s flu? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win virtual meds to heal your loved one in-game. Plus, network with other players to level up your social skills just like our OP who left his sick fiancee for a lunch date with regional managers. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world of endless possibilities? Join now and leave your sick loved ones behind for a chance to win big in our virtual world!

BlockBusterPainCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of getting blown up by explosive green creatures on a daily basis. It’s like a spa day for adrenaline junkies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’ve got the moves!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and leave you with battle scars (both physical and emotional), look no further. Join us now and prepare for the ride of your life!

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Bots

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	138

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4190
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Votes:	6003
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3055
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the golden child in a family of screw-ups? Do you feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders while your siblings resent you for being successful? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you!

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind! Build your own world where you’re the king or queen, where you can escape the constant nagging and pressure to be perfect. Let your creativity run wild as you create your own paradise away from all the chaos at home.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic. So come join us on our server and leave all your family drama at the door. Plus, we have virtual cake. Who doesn’t love virtual cake?