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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	7346	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

WorldSurvival

Auctions, discovery, Economy, Explore, Jobs, Minecraft, Server, Shops, Survival, WorldSurvival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8435	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

WorldSurvival is an economy server with lots to discover! Earn cash with jobs. Discover the world. Explore the shops and auctions. Join now to discover!

51.77.85.114:2015

Final Lounge Wind Symphony: Where Minecraft meets smooth jazz

Cheating, Clans, Custom Armor, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Engage, Events, FINAL, Jazz, Lounge, meets, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, rules, skill, Smooth, smp, Survival, Symphony, vanilla server, version 1.20.4, weapons, WIND

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Emeralds Found:	6874	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Finalwind Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools. It also adds daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ for Finalwind Minecraft Server

Question	Answer
How is Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers endless content with clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests to keep players engaged. It also has minimal rules, with a focus on fair PvP combat.
What version of Minecraft is Finalwind on?	Finalwind is on version 1.20.4.
Where can I join the Finalwind server?	You can join Finalwind at play.finalwindserver.com.
Is there a Discord server for Finalwind?	Yes, you can join the Discord at discord.finalwindserver.com.

SoreNPCQuest Minecraft Server

bad, character design, criticism, design choices, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Good, Immersion, long tail tag, Minecraft, Npc, opinion, player experience, quest design, questgiver, Server, sore thumb, SoreNPCQuest, sticks out, storytelling, unique characters, world-building

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of boring old questgivers blending in with the scenery? Well, on our Minecraft server, our questgiver NPC sticks out like a sore thumb – literally! He’s a giant floating thumb with a top hat and monocle, ready to give you the most ridiculous quests you’ve ever seen.

Join our server for a chance to embark on quests like collecting 1000 pink sheep wool for a fashion show, or finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep in the mines. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret quest to defeat the evil Chicken Overlord and his army of feathered minions.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineFate – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Archer Jeanne d’Arc, Archer UDK-Barghest, Assassin Ushiwakamaru, Berserker Brynhildr, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Abigail Williams, friendlist spreadsheet, Lancer Ibaraki Dōji, Limited Master Missions, Mana Prism Exchange, Minecraft, MineFate, New Mission Release Campaign, ordeal call, Pretender Cait Cú Cerpriestess, Rider Murasaki Shikibu, Ruler Mélusine, Server, Spiritvein Stones, Summer Event 2024, Support Campaign, Ultimate, utility links

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Torch of Morning Star? Join our server for a wild ride filled with quests, limited-time missions, and more drama than a summer event in Fate/Grand Order!

Embark on new missions in Blank Earth, where the AP consumption is as low as the chances of achieving a great or super success for all servants! And don’t miss out on our Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign, where the login bonus includes Golden Apples, Hellfire of Wisdom, and enough Heroic Spirit Crystal Star Fou-kun to make your enemies jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for a chance to summon limited 5 Foreigner Abigail Williams(夏), 4 Rider Murasaki Shikibu, and 4* Berserker Brynhildr – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out with these epic characters?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Fate/Grand Order events like never before! Who needs a Friendlist spreadsheet when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, summoning, and conquering together!

SoggyCreeperSoup

Cooking, cooking disasters, cooking fails, cooking mistakes, cooking pet peeves, cooking tips, culinary disasters, culinary pet peeves, dish, flavor, Food, food fails, food pet peeves, foodie problems, Ingredient, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, ruins, SoggyCreeperSoup, Taste

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Potions Brewed:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	271	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	505	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.