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BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

bodily function, bodily release, burp, BurpCraft, burping sensation, Defrag, digestion, digestion aid, dining experience, Etiquette, feeling, gastrointestinal health, good burp, hdd defragmentation, Manners, Meal, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, polite behavior, Relief, satisfaction, social norms, stomach comfort

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	117

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

Bliss, Contentment, emotional wellness, finding happiness, fulfillment, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a feeling, happiness is a journey, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, Happy, happy memories, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, moment, positive emotions, self-care, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	5696	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

LazyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Emeralds Found:	5351	Enchantments Applied:	122
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	424	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Crops Grown:	9042
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2143	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mines Excavated:	2804
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Animals Bred:	153	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5576	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.