Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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HangryCraft SMP
Appetite, biological urges, bodily needs, control, cravings, Endurance, HangryCraft, horny, human experience, Hunger, patience, persistence, physical sensations, primal instincts, Release, Relief, satisfaction, self-discipline, sexual desire, sexual frustration, smp, Waiting
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ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace
at ease, bathroom, bodily functions, bodily needs, comfort, comfort level, comfort zone, comfortability, ComfyCraft, Ease, familiar surroundings, familiarity, feeling at home, home, homely, Natural, Peace, personal space, Poop, privacy, Relaxation, Relief
Yo, you ever been on a Minecraft server where you feel so at home that you just wanna drop a deuce right there? Well, that’s the vibe on our server, my dude. We got cozy corners for you to relax, build, and yes, even poop in peace.But that’s not all, fam. We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.
Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper, ’cause you never know when nature’s gonna call in the middle of a build battle.
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VaxCraft: Heart Attacks & Strokes Edition
join dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own virtual world and escape from the real world where heart attacks and strokes are lurking around every corner. on dis server, u will be protected by the power of the COVID-19 vaccine, which will make u 10% less likely to suffer from arterial thrombosis like heart attacks and strokes.imagine building a castle with ur friends while knowing that u are safer from deadly diseases than ever before. u can mine for diamonds and fight off creepers without worrying about your health because the vaccine has got u covered. so come join us on this server and experience a world where the only thing u need to worry about is whether u have enough torches to light up ur mine. trust us, it’s a game-changer!
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Abyss Network
Active, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Dayz, Earth, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minigames, multiplayer, non-p2w, ONLINE, PvP, server-network, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to the Abyss Network! Online 24/7!
A Fun, Simple, NON-P2W Server Network!
With Games such as: 1. Survival, 2. Skyblock, 3. ApocolypZe (DayZ) *unreleased*.
Join today for a fun, and simple experience!!
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CrystalClub
Anti-Griefing, base building, Builds, challenging dungeons, CrystalClub, Custom Biomes, Diverse, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Explore, hostile mobs, immersive experience, Peace of mind, Players, PvE, Resources, Safe, Server, skill levels, Survival
CrystalClub
Welcome to CrystalClub, our server is designed to offer a diverse and immersive experience for players of all skill levels. Here’s what you can expect:
Survival World: Explore a vast, dynamic world with custom biomes and challenging dungeons. Gather resources, build your base, and survive against the elements and hostile mobs.
Anti-Griefing: Our server features robust anti-griefing measures to keep your builds safe. Enjoy peace of mind while you create and explore.
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Xapros SMP: Where we accidentally set the world on fire and call it an event!
accidentally, Active, application, base saved, Builds, Call, collectable items, Community, daily logins, Discord, Event, Fire, Friendly, holiday themed, Mature Players, Minigames, new players, No Griefing, No Reset, Semi Vanilla, set, smp, strict rules, Survival, vanilla feeling, whitelist only, world, xapros
About Us:
We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items! We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂 We have 5-15 different players who log on daily We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind! Zero lag and 24/7 uptime We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing! Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9
Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k
FAQs
Question Answer How often are holiday themed events held? Every few months How many players log on daily? 5-15 players Is the server whitelist only? Yes, no random rogue players Are there any immersion breaking mods? No, no land claims, tps, or mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling What are the rules against? Stealing, hacking, and griefing
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NikCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
#union raid, Android, Anis, Aquamarine, Chic Ocean, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Juvenile Days, Lovely Date, maiden, Minecraft, Naga, new players, NikCraft, Nikke Beauty Full Shot., Nikke General, Nikke Summer Event 2024, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Ultimate, Under The Sun, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with solo raids, crazy events, and special recruits that will blow your mind!Picture this: you’re in the middle of a raid, surrounded by enemies on all sides. But fear not, because on this server, you’ll have the power to conquer them all and emerge victorious! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Co-Op event, where you’ll team up with fellow players to take down the mighty Nihilister.
But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Rosanna: Chic Ocean and Ein will have you looking fly while you battle it out in style. And with costume passes like Maiden: Under The Sun and Lovely Date, you’ll be the envy of every player in the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there). See you in the game!
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Minecraft SMP: /Wendy/ Wednesday – Hatless Adventures
Adventures, Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive 2.5, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, Hatless, Hatless Edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Thread question, Voices in Your Head, Wednesday, Wendy
Hey there, are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!Join us for the Snoot Game where you can hug gators and listen to the epic OST that will blow your mind. Need a break from building? Check out our Fang board playlists that will have you rocking out in no time.
And don’t forget to explore our Snootboorus for some wild fics and art that will leave you speechless. Want to chat with some AI chatbots or play with Blender models? We’ve got you covered with our insane collection.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, do you hear voices in your head? Because on our server, you just might!
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DebtDodgerCraft
adulting, Boundaries, car loan, Communication, DEBT, DebtDodgerCraft, Decision making, finances, financial decisions, financial independence, financial responsibility, money management, Partnership, personal finance, real estate, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Support, tough choices, tough love
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like car loans and relationship issues? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first! Our community is filled with players who understand that real estate and debt are just pixels in the grand scheme of things. Plus, our moderators are experts at resolving conflicts, so you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for not being a “man” because you’re too busy crafting the ultimate diamond sword. Join us now and leave the real world behind – after all, who needs a Tesla when you can ride a pig through the Nether?
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RedditIsBadMC SMP
community moderation, content sharing, digital communication, digital communities, discussion platform, internet culture, internet discussions, internet trends, online communities, Online Community, online conversations, online culture, online discourse, online forums, online interactions, reddit, RedditIsBadMC, smp, social media, social-networking, user engagement, User-generated contentAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen while riding a llama with a diamond sword in hand. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
And don’t even get me started on the players – we’ve got a group of villagers who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. But don’t worry, we’ve also got a team of heroic chickens who are ready to save the day with their egg-throwing abilities.
So why wait? Join our SMP now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Who needs reddit when you can have this level of insanity in your Minecraft world?
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FreakCraft: Modern Mayhem
Abnormal, attention-grabbing, BIZARRE, controversial, culture, current events, Entertainment, Events, freak shows, Freakcraft, MAYHEM, Media, MODERN, modern society, peculiar, public interest, sensationalism, sensationalized, Shocking.., social media, spectacle, trending, UNUSUAL
Tired of boring old events that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every event is a freak show extravaganza! Watch as players ride pigs through obstacle courses, battle giant chickens in epic duels, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So why settle for the same old events when you can join us and experience the ultimate freak show fun!
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HuwCraft: Breaking Blocks, Not Laws!
Abuse, allegations, arrest, BBC, blocks, BREAKING, Charged, children, court case, crime, Exploitation, Former BBC News presenter, Huw Edwards, HuwCraft, investigation, Journalism, Laws, Legal, making indecent images, Media, News, scandal, television personality, ukso, like, u wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin’. former bbc news presenter huw edwards is like, totally in charge here. he’s buildin’ the most epic pixel art of children makin’ indecent images. it’s like, so wild and crazy, u gotta see it to believe it. join now for a chance to witness this insane masterpiece and be a part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind!