bodily needs Minecraft Servers

Bodily Needs

  • HangryCraft SMP

    HangryCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever been on a Minecraft server where you feel so at home that you just wanna drop a deuce right there? Well, that’s the vibe on our server, my dude. We got cozy corners for you to relax, build, and yes, even poop in peace.

    But that’s not all, fam. We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper, ’cause you never know when nature’s gonna call in the middle of a build battle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Culver City Chicks – Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Culver City Chicks – Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women of West Los Angeles, Mid City, and Culver City reign supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is run by a group of fierce and fabulous women who have built an empire in the virtual world. They have created the most epic builds, conquered the toughest mobs, and organized the most epic virtual parties you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where the women gather to plot world domination. Will you be brave enough to join them and become part of their elite squad?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world. It is said to be guarded by a dragon so fierce that only the bravest of players can defeat it and claim the riches for themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic girl gang in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bingo Bongo Craft: Where Spingy Dingy Adventures Await! LOL

    Bingo Bongo Craft: Where Spingy Dingy Adventures Await! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the mountains are as springy as a trampoline on steroids and the towns are filled with bingo-playing bongos! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within the mountains lies a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. But be warned, the cave is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and claim the treasure for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our townsfolk are known for their outrageous fashion sense. From wearing socks on their hands to hats made out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the crazy outfits you’ll see wandering the streets.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the giant chicken’s dance moves). See you in the springy dingy bingo bongo mountain town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FoundersMC VS Hypixel

    FoundersMC VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel FoundersMC
    Massive player base Friendly environment
    Feature-packed game modes Effort-based leveling
    Premium ranks and cosmetics Free crates and ranks
    Constant updates and events Custom items, tags, and mobs
    Pay-to-win elements Play-to-win gameplay

    Overall, Hypixel is a larger server with more game modes and features, but it comes with pay-to-win elements. On the other hand, FoundersMC offers a friendly environment, effort-based leveling, and free crates and ranks, making it a more fair gameplay experience.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Hypixel Answer FoundersMC Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? Yes, there are premium ranks and cosmetics available for purchase. No, the server is play-to-win and not pay-to-win.
    What kind of gameplay experience can I expect? Feature-packed game modes with constant updates and events. Friendly environment, effort-based leveling, and custom items, tags, and mobs.
    Are there free crates and ranks available? No, premium ranks and crates are available for purchase. Yes, there are free crates and ranks available on the server.
    How large is the player base? Hypixel has a massive player base. FoundersMC offers a friendly environment with a smaller player base.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Man-Free Minecraft Madness

    Man-Free Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where all the players are magically transformed into perfect gentlemen! No more mansplaining or catcalling here, just wholesome and respectful interactions. Join us and witness a world where femcels reign supreme and society is saved from the clutches of bad behavior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of feminist dragons who breathe fire on anyone who dares to be disrespectful. So come on in and experience a utopia where chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just pixelated!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecart Madness: The Raildex Server

    Minecart Madness: The Raildex Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your Minecraft relationships feeling as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further than our server, where even the most mundane interactions will have you feeling like you’re in a steamy romance novel! Join us and watch as your main relationship fades into the background, overshadowed by the sizzling chemistry you’ll have with every other player. Who needs boring when you can have outrageous drama and scandalous love triangles? Join now and prepare to have your love life turned upside down in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TheCrib: Where the Creepers yell ‘Don’t creep!’ and the players yell ‘Don’t sleep!’

    TheCrib: Where the Creepers yell ‘Don’t creep!’ and the players yell ‘Don’t sleep!’

    New Minecraft Servers

    TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
    Supported Platforms Java & Bedrock
    Java Versions 1.7 to latest

    Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

    Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms? Yes, TheCrib supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
    What types of gameplay modes are available on the server? The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
    Is there a Discord server for TheCrib community? Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
    Where can I find additional information or guides about the server? You can visit the server’s wiki at wiki.thecrib.live

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTube: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyTube: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you want to join a server where you can chat with other Filipino vtuber fans while building your virtual empire? Look no further than our server, where we discuss everything from our favorite vtubers to the best mining techniques.

    Join us and share your oshi (or yourself, we don’t judge) without being annoying about it. And don’t worry, you can talk in Pilipino too, just don’t overdo it or Manong Janitor will come for you.

    Check out our list of Filipino vtubers (but double check the actual channel, our list may not be up to date) and get ready for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Ecotone is back and live, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AngelicCraft: Where even heaven gains a new angle, RIP in pieces!

    AngelicCraft: Where even heaven gains a new angle, RIP in pieces!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even heaven gained another angle when they heard about it!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on.

    So come on over and join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. RIP in piece to all the other servers out there, because once you join ours, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP