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  • FartCraft: Hormone Havoc

    FartCraft: Hormone Havoc
    have u ever thought about how farts can actually make u happier? well on this server, we have a secret potion made from the most potent flatulence in all of Minecraft. drink it and watch as your hormones go wild and your mental health improves drastically. join us now and let the power of farts change your life forever! 🌬💨🤪

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  • PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

    PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

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  • BurpCraftFartLand

    BurpCraftFartLand
    JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

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  • MermaidPeePeeLand

    MermaidPeePeeLand
    come join our minecraft server where u can swim with mermaids who magically turn into humans but watch out cuz they might have incontinence problems from all that swimming! join now for a chance to witness a mermaid peeing on land, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! dive into the wacky world of mermaids and pee, only on our server!

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  • Peeing Away XP – Minecraft Server

    Peeing Away XP – Minecraft Server
    join our server and save your brain cells from certain doom! on our server, you can build a giant toilet to collect all your lost knowledge and use it to create the most epic builds ever seen in minecraft history.

    we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment with potions that make you fly like a chicken or turn into a block of cheese.

    our staff is made up of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the server and protect you from any creepers that try to blow up your hard work.

    come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • SneezePoopCraft

    SneezePoopCraft
    Ever wanted to experience the joy of sneezing and pooping at the same time in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop sneezing and pooping action as you navigate through our wacky world filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet Tower, where players can compete in epic poop battles to see who can clog the most toilets in record time. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a poop tsunami flood the entire server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a poop-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew sneezing and pooping could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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  • Toilet Teleportation Craft

    Toilet Teleportation Craft
    Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace
    Yo, you ever been on a Minecraft server where you feel so at home that you just wanna drop a deuce right there? Well, that’s the vibe on our server, my dude. We got cozy corners for you to relax, build, and yes, even poop in peace.

    But that’s not all, fam. We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper, ’cause you never know when nature’s gonna call in the middle of a build battle.

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  • FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

    FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone
    Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!

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  • GasCraft: Cover Your Mouth Edition

    GasCraft: Cover Your Mouth Edition
    join dis server if u wanna let out ur gas without judgemnt!!! we don’t care if u fart or burp or whatever, just let it out and have fun!! we even have a special farting contest every friday where u can win prizes for the loudest toot!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel where u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stinky surprises. come join us and let it rip!!! 🤣🌟🍑🔥💨

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