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Bodily Autonomy

  • BellyToucherMadness

    BellyToucherMadness
    Are you tired of people treating your pregnant belly like a public petting zoo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will touch your virtual belly without your consent.

    Join us for a belly-rub-free experience where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unwanted belly attention. Plus, our virtual babies are way cuter than any real-life ones, so why bother with the drama?

    Don’t be an asshole like the people in your life, join our server and let your virtual belly be free from unwanted touches. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama queens and belly rubbers.

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  • BlockyCircumcisionConsent

    BlockyCircumcisionConsent
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding pigs (don’t ask how, just go with it).

    On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.

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  • BlockyRightsViolation

    BlockyRightsViolation
    so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is da opposite of dat. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

    u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon. and, get dis, if u find a diamond, it turns into a real diamond IRL. like, whaaaat?!

    also, did i mention dat da mods on dis server are actually wizards? they can make ur dreams come true with just a flick of their wand. it’s like Hogwarts, but with more explosions.

    so, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience da most epic adventures ever, join dis server now. u won’t regret it. trust me, i’m a unicorn.

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  • NoGutsNoGloryMC

    NoGutsNoGloryMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you donate is your time? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are scared to join!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about organ donation again because our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll feel like your organs are being donated to the Minecraft gods every time you play. Plus, our community is so lively and fun that you’ll forget all about your mortal body and just focus on building the craziest creations you can imagine.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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