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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6358 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies tell dad jokes, and our villagers throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft land.
So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard, then come on down to this wacky, zany, and downright bonkers Minecraft server! You won’t regret it…probably.