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  • Bobo’s Bitcoin Quest Minecraft SMP

    Bobo’s Bitcoin Quest Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Well, because our server owner Bob is convinced that Bitcoin will reach $40k and he’s willing to bet his entire virtual world on it. Join us as we mine, build, and trade our way to riches in the most cryptocurrency-driven server you’ll ever find.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of the Bitcoin logo. Some say if you can catch him, he’ll lead you to a secret stash of diamonds. Others say he’s just there to troll you and blow up your house. Either way, it’s a risk worth taking for the chance at untold riches.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of boboposting every day until Bitcoin hits $40k. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to make it happen – or at least have a good laugh trying.

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  • Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

    Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

    So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

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  • No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

    No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

    But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

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  • Kamala’s Redstone Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Redstone Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to Communist Kamala, where the only currency is potatoes and the only rule is to share your diamonds with your fellow comrades! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society where everyone is equal… except for the chickens, they’re definitely more equal than others.

    Our server is home to the legendary Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited baked potatoes and engage in intense potato-themed PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you sacrifice a stack of potatoes at the altar of Kamala, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in finding rare ores.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Potato Bandit, a rogue player who steals potatoes from unsuspecting victims in the dead of night. Will you be able to catch them and bring them to justice, or will you fall victim to their potato plundering ways?

    Join Communist Kamala today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning the true meaning of potatoes. Remember, in Communist Kamala, we all share the same potato-filled dreams!

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  • PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

    PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

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  • BlockyBFFBreakup

    BlockyBFFBreakup

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner drama llama as we recreate all the juicy gossip and scandals of high school friendships gone wrong.

    Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).

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  • πŸ•οΈ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

    πŸ•οΈ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

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    Club SMP Minecraft Server

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    Hardware & Setup

    We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

      • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
      • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
      • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
      • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
      • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
      • Accelerated Leaf Decay
      • Minecarts now run 4x faster
      • Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

      • Join our Discord Server here!
      • Read through our server guide + rules
      • Submit an application via our application link
      • Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
      • Short Interview
      • Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • WifeAppreciation Minecraft Server

    WifeAppreciation Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. πŸ˜‰

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  • Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Miners

    Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Miners

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, Under the Nightly Sky Edition, is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Join us for our Moonfire Faire event, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles or team up to take on the toughest mobs in the game. And don’t forget to attend our meetups, where you can meet fellow players and participate in wacky activities like the Monty Python’s Life of Brian reenactment or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and content, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, we have resources, free companies, and linkshells to help you on your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Under the Nightly Sky Edition and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Sister’sGF-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

    Sister’sGF-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama is brewing like a potion gone wrong!

    Join us and experience the wild adventures of a family-only wedding in Minecraft! Just like the OP, you can navigate through the chaos of family members ganging up on you for not inviting your sister’s new girlfriend to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a block of obsidian, or cave in to the pressure like a weak wooden plank?

    With divorced parents, step-parents, and a fiancΓ© caught in the middle, this server is filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes even more drama?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the drama unfold!

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