New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bob Holness Minecraft Servers

Bob Holness Minecraft Servers

  • BroCraft

    BroCraft
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3891
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 4605
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9542
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just so… predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where male characters are written by female authors and things get hilariously out of hand.

    On our server, you’ll encounter male characters who cry at the drop of a hat, have an unhealthy obsession with skincare routines, and break out into spontaneous dance numbers whenever they hear a catchy tune. But that’s not all! Our male characters also have a knack for baking the most delicious cupcakes and can’t resist gossiping about the latest drama in town.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where male characters are as fabulous as they are on ours? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and wondering what crazy antics our male characters will get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MurderCraft: Easy Mode

    MurderCraft: Easy Mode
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 8323
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Animals Bred: 130 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4419
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape reality and enter a world of madness and mayhem!

    we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated paradise.

    we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and haunted houses where ghosts throw parties every night.

    if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush, join our server and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits u.

    come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrigamiCraft: Cell Edition

    OrigamiCraft: Cell Edition
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 4842
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, dude, this server is like, the first example of cellular origami, like wtf is that even supposed to mean? apparently, stanford researchers have discovered that cells can do some crazy stuff without even having a brain. it’s like origami but with cells, man. if you wanna see some mind-blowing biology shenanigans, you gotta join this server, bro. it’s like a science experiment on steroids, but in minecraft form. come join the madness and witness the wonders of cellular origami, whatever the heck that means.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07

    EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4522
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Votes: 3438
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft adventure! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 11th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

    Our server is equipped with:

    Datapacks: Terralith, Fire, Nullscape Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Levelled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

    See you in the game!

    mc.europlayzone.eu

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!

    Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 323
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3906
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Zombie Dances: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Smowgli’s Catdumb!

    We’re a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Community looking for more chill people to hang out with 😀

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Description
    Vanilla Realm A vanilla realm, smaller than the modded server, great for those looking for a less modded experience. Filled with unclaimed land for building.
    Modded Server Has most active players and a thriving community. Features over 100 popular forge mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. Players can live in towns or venture out into the wilderness.

    Upcoming Events:

    • Game Nights
    • Movie Nights
    • Capture the Flag event in the works

    If you’re interested, come join us in Smowgli’s Catdumb 😀

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ePNsPK3t

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What type of servers do you have? We have a vanilla realm and a modded server with over 100 forge mods.
    Are you a queer-friendly community? Yes, we are a small, queer-friendly community.
    Do you have game nights and movie nights? Yes, we have regular game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag in the works.
    How can I join Smowgli’s Catdumb? You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

    MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 7566
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

    The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 8964
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Farms Harvested: 420
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

    So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BralessCraft Minecraft Server

    BralessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2578
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveTriangle

    BlockyLoveTriangle
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7980
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 983124 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Potions Brewed: 53
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Crops Grown: 7127 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRussianGuard

    CraftyRussianGuard
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5692
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3796 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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