bob and vagene Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

Born2CraftLand

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9644

Are you tired of being called an immigrant in Canada? Do you want to live in a place where you can finally be yourself without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a virtual Mexico where you can build your dream home, explore vibrant landscapes, and immerse yourself in the rich culture of this beautiful country. No need to worry about the weather making you sick or feeling like an outsider – on our server, you can truly be yourself and live your best virtual life.

Forget about real-life conflicts with your parents over wanting to move to Mexico. On our server, you can make all the decisions for yourself without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, our server offers a welcoming community where you can make friends, build epic structures, and embark on exciting adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey to a happier virtual life in Mexico! Who needs real life drama when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and fun?

HerstoryHeroes

10. Historical trailblazers, 11. Underrated icons, 12. Female changemakers, 13. Neglected heroines, 14. Lesser-known women, 15. Historical role models, 16. Women in the shadows, 17. Female visionaries, 18. Hidden figures, 19. Women of the past, 2. Forgotten women, 20. Female revolutionaries., 3. Unsung heroines, 4. Overlooked leaders, 5. Female pioneers, 6. Women’s history, 7. Underappreciated figures, 8. Hidden gems, 9. Women of influence, HerstoryHeroes, women in history

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us and build alongside some of history’s most underrated female figures.

Ever wanted to team up with Cleopatra and build a pyramid? Or maybe go on a mining adventure with Joan of Arc? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you get to bring historical badasses to the present day and craft with them.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Queen Elizabeth I has hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds scattered throughout the server. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history (literally) with us!

Vader’s Sea Bug Market – A Crustacean Adventure

Adventure, bug, Crustacean, market, sea, Vaders

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	96
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now!

so get this, on our server, we got giant sea bugs that look like darth vader! yea, u heard me right! these crustaceans are straight outta a vietnamese market and they are ready to take over the minecraft world!

imagine riding on the back of a darth vader sea bug as u battle other players in epic pvp battles! or maybe u wanna tame one and use it as a mount to explore the vast lands of our server!

but wait, there’s more! we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot scattered all over the map! u never know what u might find when u go exploring!

so what are u waiting for?! join our server now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience! may the force be with u, young padawan!

Mystic Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANNOYED, ASKED, awkward, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, deep, emotions, feelings, let out, moid, mystic, Quests, relationship, sex, sigh, Signals, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, wanted

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell u, they got players who are so chill, they won’t even get mad if u ask them for sex in the game! Like, I asked this dude if he wanted to do the dirty and he just sighed deeply, like, bruh, that’s some next level tolerance right there! Join now for the most laid-back players ever!

BioDadFamDramaCraft

Abuse, bio dad, BioDadFamDramaCraft, Cancer, Contact, deadbeat, extended family, family, family drama, foster care, Genetic, half siblings, Lies, lies exposed, lying.., medical history, mormon family, relationship, Secrets, Trust, unique name

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	5263	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?

Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?

So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!

WaybackCraft SMP: GovtGoneOops

Accountability, archives, Censorship, data integrity, data preservation, deleted pages, digital history, digital preservation, freedom of information, Government, government transparency, GovtGoneOops, historical records, Information Security, internet archive, online censorship, preservation, smp, transparency, US Whitehouse, wayback machine, WaybackCraft, Website

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Whitehouse website but on crack! We got pages being deleted left and right, but don’t worry, the Wayback Machine got our backs, archiving all that juicy content for us to explore.

Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness

ZuckCraft: Cure Diseases or Bust!

Bust, charitable giving, cure, cure diseases, disease eradication, disease prevention, diseases, Facebook founder, global health, Health Innovation, Healthcare, healthcare funding, healthcare initiatives, Mark Zuckerberg, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, philanthropy, public health, social responsibility, technology in healthcare, Wife, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg Foundation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ores Mined:	5415
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	133

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mark Zuckerberg’s failed attempts at curing diseases? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those two and their empty promises. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than watching Mark try to act like a human. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those boring billionaires in the dust!

BalticBlockParty

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, DOMINANCE, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, Politics, russia, Russia-NATO relations, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial waters

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil NATO dominance in the Baltic Sea! we ride polar bears into battle and use vodka as our secret weapon. build your own russian fortress and defend against the invading enemies with your trusty balalaika. join us and together we will show those pesky NATO who’s boss in the virtual world of minecraft! da comrade, let’s do this!

MythBuster’s ClimateCraft

#sustainability, activism, Challenging, climate action, climate advocacy, climate change, climate crisis, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate scientist, ClimateCraft, environmental activism, environmentalism, global warming, myth of neutrality, MythBusters, neutrality myth, scientific neutrality, scientific research, time to ditch

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	5490	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, come join our server where we have climate scientists arguing about ditching the myth of neutrality! imagine mining for diamonds while listening to intense debates about climate change! who needs boring old factions when you can have heated discussions about activism and science? join now and be part of the revolution against neutrality myths! plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja sheep. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s challenge the neutrality myth together!

Near Vanilla

admin team, Biomes, close-knit, Communication, community-driven, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, Ip:, Minecraft, Play styles, Server, Server Guide, shopping districts, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Potions Brewed:	167
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Near Vanilla Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

Server Details:

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only

Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join if I am under 18?	Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only.
Are there rules against griefing?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
What should I do if I see someone hacking?	Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server.