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PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

superficial, Ego, Minecraft, materialistic, ignorance

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! 🥔🌈💎🦄🕺🏼👑🚽 #PotatoPower

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DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, self-importance, self-centered, superficial, self-absorbed

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

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BragCraft – No One Cares!

unacknowledged accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unnoticed abilities, unique talents, unappreciated talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

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FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

self love, self-confidence, proud moments, Boasting, FlexCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MurderCraft Server: ClassmateChronicles

SUSPECT, crime, acquaintance, investigation, Shocking..

Remember that kid in school who always seemed a little too obsessed with building elaborate structures out of Legos? Well, imagine if that kid grew up to be a Minecraft mastermind on our server! Join us for a chance to witness their insane building skills and maybe even uncover some hidden secrets in their creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was banned for griefing. Some say they can still be seen wandering the virtual landscapes, causing chaos and confusion for unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly griefer and put an end to their reign of terror?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to finding the rarest materials in the game. They have uncovered hidden treasures, discovered ancient ruins, and even tamed wild Ender Dragons. Will you be the next member to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the thrills, chills, and epic adventures that await you. Just remember to watch your back and never trust a player who offers you a diamond sword for free. Trust us, it’s never worth it.

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CraftyPenisDraws

CraftyPenisDraws

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward questions like that again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life drama. Plus, we have a secret area where you can build a giant statue of your…um, member. It’s a great way to show off your…creativity. So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind!

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ZelenskyCraft: Peace Summit Edition

summit meeting, Diplomacy, peace conference, diplomatic relations, Global cooperation

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be, like, a diplomat or sumthin? well, now u can on our amazin minecraft server! we got zelensky comin to switzerland for a peace summit and u can be there too, virtually! join us and be part of history, man. 92 countries already confirmed, so u kno it’s gonna be lit. come build ur own peace treaty or somethin, idk, just join us and have a blast! peace out, homies.

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PuppyTraining101

pet obedience, PuppyTraining101, dog obedience, dog discipline, dog behavior problems

join dis server if u want to train a dog to train a human to train a dog! we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! if u can do dat, u can do anything! also, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds if u can beat him in a dance battle! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wacky adventure! come join da fun and see if u have what it takes to train a dog to train a human to train a dog!

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AminoCraft: CO2 Capture Pro

chemistry, Support, Capture, Atom-level interaction design, climate change mitigation

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got atom-level interaction design between amines and support for achieving efficient and stable CO2 capture! like, who even knew you could do that in minecraft, amirite?

we got pigs flying around with jetpacks, creepers breakdancing to dubstep music, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond pickaxes for a single emerald.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. and if you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

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ProjectEco: The OG Non-OP Prison PvP Classic – now with 100% more drama!

Nonop, Adventure, ProjectEco, gameplay, DROPS

ProjectEco – Remix of Classic Prisons Server

IP Play.Projecteco.net

Discord discord.projecteco.net

Version 1.20+

⚙️ Server Overview:

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This server is completely NON-OP and is a twist on classic prison servers from back in the day. Although the server is based around old-school prison servers, we have many updated and enjoyable features, including a fun story of quests to take you through your ranks.

This server features custom content such as custom quests, custom enchantments, custom drops, custom fishing and cosmetics in order to ensure your experience at ProjectEco is unique.

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💡 Gameplay Highlights:

⏰ NEW Content – Experience fresh content with our server updates every day, week, and month!

🎮 Fair gameplay – Our server gives all players a fair chance to succeed; nothing is locked solely behind a paywall

👥 Friendly & Active Community – Forge new friendships and create clans to play alongside others and escape the mines

🔧 Anti-Cheat – No need to worry about hackers while playing on the server

🛠️ Dedicated Support – Our active & trained staff team ensures you have the best gameplay possible

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP “Play.Projecteco.net” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server ensures fair gameplay for all players and does not lock important features behind a paywall.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom quests, enchantments, drops, fishing, and cosmetics to make your experience unique.

Q: How can I report a hacker on the server?

A: You can report any hackers to our dedicated support team or use the in-game reporting system.

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IP	Play.Projecteco.net
Discord	discord.projecteco.net
Version	1.20+

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ProjectEco – Remix of Classic Prisons Server

⚙️ Server Overview:

💡 Gameplay Highlights:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

Q: How can I report a hacker on the server?