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FarmVillain

abandonment, animal care, boarding business, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Dogs, family, Farm, FarmVillain, felon, Friend, friendship, Guilt, mental health, responsibilities, self-care, Support, Tough Decisions, tough situation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Items Found:	2885	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Christian and Johnny running amok on a farm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a family feud over a divorce settlement.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chores are never-ending and the workload is exhausting. Just like trying to keep up with the never-ending mess left by Christian and Johnny on the farm.

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this adventure. Join forces with other players who are just as fed up as you are with the insanity happening around them. Together, you can take on the challenges of dealing with irresponsible family members and unruly animals.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s more intense than leaving a farm in the hands of a felon and a 4-year-old, join us now! Just remember, drama and chaos are guaranteed, but fun is optional.

DroughtCraft2022

#sustainability, Advanced technology, Agricultural Technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, climate forecasting, data analysis, disaster prevention, drought prediction, DroughtCraft2022, early warning system, Environmental Science, future trends, innovative solutions, long-term planning, machine learning, meteorology, predictive analytics, water conservation, weather forecasting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you!

GoodTutorials Server

20 slots, GoodTutorials, java edition, latest release, Minecraft, Normal world., ONLINE, Server, Spawn area, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Towns Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

My Minecraft Server! (uses no mods/plugins) just a normal survival world + a spawn area. 20 slots!Java Edition Server! (Latest Release)join if you wantONLY ONLINE WHEN IM ONLINE

GoodTutorials.feathermc.gg

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Votes:	8309
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	7186
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6315	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
New Chunks Explored:	84005	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!