Boardgames MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft SMP

generationalgap, landlinephones, outdoorplay, ChildhoodMemories, rotaryphones

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
WifeWarsMC

EXCLUDED, arguement, new company, Miscommunication., misunderstanding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel excluded like this poor wife at board game night? Look no further than our server, where everyone is included no matter what game they want to play!

Join our server and never worry about feeling left out because you don’t want to play a certain game. We have a special feature that reads your mind and automatically suggests games that you actually want to play. No more awkward situations like this poor wife had to endure!

Plus, our server is filled with extroverted players who will never let you sit out and watch. They will drag you into the game kicking and screaming if they have to! So come join us and experience the most inclusive Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
GeneticallyCrafted LOLz: EUGENICS IS BASED

Quality, Life, lolz, Based, human race

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take eugenics to a whole new level! Forget about building cool structures or battling mobs, the real challenge here is proving that you are of quality genetic material.

Join us and show off your superior genes by completing crazy challenges and puzzles that will test your intelligence, strength, and agility. Only the best genetic specimens will be allowed to reproduce and continue the legacy of greatness in this galaxy.

Say goodbye to incel Untermensch and hello to a world where only the most genetically superior players thrive. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help support the future of humanity through Minecraft!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
AnimeReactionCraft

internet culture, Anime, online entertainment, AnimeReactionCraft, online trends

Do you spend more time watching anime reaction videos on YouTube than actually playing Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like stepping into a real-life anime world, complete with giant mechs, magical girls, and talking animals. Join us and battle it out with your favorite anime characters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even discover the secret to unlocking your own superpowers! So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate anime hero in the Minecraft world!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

name.., CraftyComedians, Generate, up to 20, PROTIP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Crafty Persians vs Freedom Blocks: A Minecraft Server Showdown!

Scared, freedom, Crafty, Minecraft, recruiting shortage

Are you tired of Iran threatening American freedom? Do you want to show those pesky enemies who’s boss? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner warrior!

Join our server and help us recruit for our virtual military to defend against the evil forces of Iran. Don’t be scared to step up and serve, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

So come on and join us for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of virtual patriotism. Who knew saving America could be so much fun in blocky form?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyFacts: Where Minecraft meets trivia – learn about your country while building blocks!

blocks, Fun facts, learn, Diversity, Educational

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality itself. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Blocky McBlockface: The Cody Rhodes of Pixel Pals

wrestling, cody rhodes fan, PALS, cody, phase connect wrestler

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the Cody Rhodes of Phase Connect! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. They stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if that wasn’t enough, they discovered a hidden portal that led them to a dimension where llamas ruled the land and waged epic battles against evil sheep overlords.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? You can also participate in weekly llama fashion shows and compete for the title of Best Dressed Llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Phase Connect!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

undeveloped nations, MIDDLE EAST, work, Server, pixelated

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Crafty Kingdoms – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Wiki, steam group, Tread, war game, battle planning

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with skeletons, spells, and strategic warfare? Join our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again and the Skeletons Edition awaits you!

Created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who else would know how to school you in battle?), this fantasy turn-based war game will blow your mind with over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items. It’s like an autist’s wildest dream come true!

Forget about directly controlling battles, here you’ll be planning them out like a master tactician. And with simplistic graphics that are easily moddable, the possibilities are endless.

Join us on this epic adventure where the pastebin is extremely outdated, the Steam group is full of vanheimageofvidya enthusiasts, and the multiplayer guide will have you blitzing through battles like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Llamaserver for all your gaming needs, dive into the extensive documentation, and explore the fan art on thronebooru.booru.org (because who doesn’t love a good fan creation?).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Skeletons Edition Dominions and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it, so don’t miss out on the fun!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP