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SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1108	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	236
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Emeralds Found:	1836
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	4

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3433	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4089
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	3490

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

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play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything