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SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

RussianRiot Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Peace, Peaceful, Politics, protest, russia, RussianRiot, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8870	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	2976
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	3542	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.

join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

aggression, Conflict, destabilise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Nightmare, offensive, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putin speech, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, world news

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin

CleanCraft: Respect the Grime

CleanCraft, cleaning, cleanliness, community service, domestic duties, Grime, helping others, household chores, Housekeeping, hygiene, judgment, organization, perceptions, personal growth, personal responsibility, Respect, self improvement, self-care, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal norms, tidiness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where cleaning is da ultimate flex. like, u clean up yo own mess and u get mad respect from everyone. but get dis, if u clean up other people’s mess, u become a legend. like, people will bow down to u and shower u with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like da ultimate power move, bro. so come join dis server and show off yo cleaning skills to da world. u gonna be da king of cleanliness, no cap.

Sugar Rush Craft

baby foods, childhood nutrition, Craft, deceptive marketing, excess energy, false claims, Food Industry, food labeling., food study, healthy products, high sugar content, misleading advertising, misleading parents, nutritional requirements, parental awareness, Rush, Sugar, sugar content, sugar-loaded, supermarkets, toddler foods, unhealthy foods, unregulated claims

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	766	Divine Spears Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	238	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

mc.vortexvalley.co

BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

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VidyaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creation, demonstration, editing software, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, how-to, Minecraft, online gaming, Post samples, samples, Server, Showcase, tutorial, video content, Video editing, video games, video production, video sharing, vidya, VidyaCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4660
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!

MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	344020
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	933
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Towns Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?