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HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

African diaspora, bantus, Bigotry, Boss, Colonialism, CREEPERS, discrimination, eritreans, ethiopian culture, ethiopian women, ethiopians, Hate Speech, houthi rape, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intolerance, Misogyny, racism, rape, tewahedo orthodox church, White Supremacy, Whos, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	4177
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

Amazon, Back Alley Mods, Braindance Catalogue, Character Builder, Community Content, Console Commands, CREEPERS, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpunk Clothes, exclusive items, Features, FL̷̞̀ATL̷̢̛I̴͝N̵E̵̞̋D, glitches, gog, Gwent, Johnny Got His Gun Edition, LaggyCraft2077, Latest Patch, modding discord, Neon, Official Launch Trailer, outfits, phantom liberty, Projects, Races, Recommended Mods, twitch, update 2.0, wear, witcher

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3221	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

#54, 5 foot 8, 6 feet, airmax, blisters, BlockyBeauty, Blondes, england, female height, Heightmaxxing, Indian, Investments, leg lengthening surgery, Lifts, male height, manlets, Minecraft, retail worker, self service, Server, short man, tall ethnic dudes, Ultimate, white gf

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

action, Anime, best girl, blocky, character analysis, comedy, Connection, creeper, date, Date a Live, dating sim, Edition, fan theories, FANTASY, harem, light novel, love, Manga, Mukuro, Otaku, romance, school life, SHONEN, Supernatural, Tomboy, waifu

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crew Corner

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

Appearance, appearance culture, Aryan goddesses, beauty, beauty standards, Board, body image, comparison, Considerably, CREEPERS, Effort, envy, idealized beauty, Insecurity, obsessed, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, Perfection, Popular, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, Standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

AMBITION, AUTHORITY, Crafty, crown, deity, diamonds, Divine, divine power, divine rule, GOD, GREATNESS, King, Kings, leadership, Majesty, MONARCH, power, Reign, Royalty, Ruler, SOVEREIGNTY, Superiority, Supremacy, Throne

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	109
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchantments Applied:	251	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

alternate history, ANONYMOUS, BLOWN, catastrophe, Chernobyl, consequences, CREEPERS, disaster prevention, ENERGY, Environment, Fukushima, hadn’t, historical event, hypothetical scenario, Meltdown, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear power, radiation, Reactors, Safety Measures, Technology, the, Three Mile Island, what if

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

acceptance, activism, civil rights, Community, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fabulous, homosexual, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minority, pride, progressive, queer, RAINBOW, RainbowCraft, solidarity, very gay, weak country

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Animals Bred:	142	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

adult content, animated, animated characters, arousal, blocky, bonanza, controversial, debate, Entertainment, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, important, live action, personal choice, porn, Preferences, questions, real, real actors, real porn, Reality, sexual preferences, taboo, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!