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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8129 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!