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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5304 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5276 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 36 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.
And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.
Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!