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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3097 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8098 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.
