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PhoneBreaker Minecraft Server

aita, buying new phone, communication issue, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DAUGHTER, Decision making, decision making process, disagreement, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family outing, Minecraft, parenting challenges, parenting dilemma, PhoneBreaker, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Technology, waterfall incident, wife’s agreement

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! We promise no waterfall incidents or phone dropping shenanigans here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any silent treatments or lectures. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave the real world behind!

CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	148
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

TownNameMC Server

common, common town name, every state, Familiar, familiar town name, frequent, frequently occurring town name, Popular, popular town name, recurring, recurring town name, Repetitive, Server, town name, town name in every state, TownNameMC, ubiquitous, ubiquitous town name, widespread, widespread town name

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	545136	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Emeralds Found:	1937
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	7209
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	3964	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4171	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crops Grown:	9220	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!