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Soda Pain, Java Relief

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HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

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MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

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Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

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Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

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To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Mines Excavated:	1732

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2471	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	5862	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ores Mined:	8042	Animals Bred:	131
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Items Found:	3529	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	503	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Star Shards Collected:	125

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Soda Pain, Java Relief

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VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

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Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

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CousinPayback Minecraft Server

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KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

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CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7410	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	534	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Magic Items Found:	8131	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3