HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

FriendshipFailCraft

10. friendship dynamics, 11. friendship evaluation, 12. friendship issues, 13. friendship conflicts, 14. friendship breakups, 15. friendship communication, 16. friendship support, 17. friendship trust, 18. friendship loyalty, 19. friendship honesty, 2. warning signs, 20. friendship respect., 3. unhealthy relationship, 4. friendship red flags, 5. friendship advice, 6. ending friendships, 7. toxic friends, 8. friendship boundaries, 9. letting go of friends, FriendshipFailCraft, toxic friendship

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are your friends constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep accidentally setting your house on fire with their misplaced lava buckets? If so, it’s time to say goodbye to those toxic friendships and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sense of time and reality!

Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!

So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?

KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso

Africa, Burkina, Burkina Faso, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Defense, evacuation, Faso, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, Kursk, KurskCraft, Mercenaries, Mercs, Military, News, russia, Russian, SECURITY, soldiers, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9750	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	788650

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russian mercenaries are like, “Peace out Burkina Faso, we gotta defend Kursk in Minecraft!” Like, they’re leaving real-life drama to come save a virtual city. How epic is that? Join this server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll get to fight alongside these hardcore Russian soldiers while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s defend Kursk together!

CoastCrumbleCraft

#sustainability, affordable solution, climate change, coast crumble, coastal engineering, coastal erosion control, coastal management, coastal preservation, Coastal Protection, CoastCrumbleCraft, cost-effective solutions, environmental conservation, Erosion, erosion prevention, halt, infrastructure protection, innovative technology, marine ecosystems, Natural resources, researchers, shoreline management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2348	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7268	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Community, competitive, creativity, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Journey, lagoon, Land claiming, Leveling, market, PvP, Qol, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Voting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Swipecraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	1831	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Items Found:	5689	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

a hole, acceptance, body image, bullying, Cake, CakeFaceCraft, crying, dress, emotional, family, Friends, husband, LGBTQ, love, makeup, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacted, sensitivity, Server, smeared, Support, Wedding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

NoKidsAllowedMC

Boundaries, brother’s kids, damaged belongings, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family respect, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, house maintenance, house rules, NoKidsAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trashed house

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

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