Bluntcraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

truth hurts, IDIOTIC, Truth, fantasies, standoffish

Are you tired of dealing with people who can’t handle the truth? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being blunt is not only accepted, but encouraged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.

And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!

Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!

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BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

children, non-sharp, Protective, blunt, Precaution

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed

dog communication, dog walk, Dog lover, dog-human relationship, dog behavior

Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!

Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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Autistic Fins Minecraft Madness

Replacement, search, Minecraft, online chat, webcam

Are you tired of boring old Omegle and randomi.fi? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with autistic Fins, dudes jerking off, and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorn riding creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were so entertained that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also get the chance to fight off zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely of diamonds, and ride a giant chicken into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CombatCraft: No More Shit Fights!

combat overhaul, Combat Mechanics, challenging gameplay, combat system, Shit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!

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Crafty Nazi Plane Lady’s Wild Transphobic Adventure

Crazy Plane Lady, mask off, lady’s, right wing, Wild

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY mini-games, and WACKY building challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with TREASURE guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. They had to defeat the skeletons in a dance-off to claim the treasure as their own. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our UNIQUE challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary PINK SHEEP of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these elusive creatures, they will lead you to a hidden realm full of MAGICAL wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

General link compilation, IDW Release Dates, pixel world, Sonic comic scans, cytube

Welcome to the most Gotta Go Fast Minecraft server ever!

Are you a die-hard Sonic the Hedgehog fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest Sonic news covered.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive leaks like the IHOP Sonic Promotion and the Sonic Toy Party. Plus, get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26 and the highly anticipated release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024!

And if you’re looking for even more Sonic goodness, check out our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet and our collection of Sonic comic scans.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s go on an adventure that’s faster than a blue blur! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Chaos Emerald or two along the way 😉🦔🌟

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CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

Minecraft, #youtube, Ultimate, low quality videos, improve channel

<be me< So I have this friend who thinks he’s the next big thing on YouTube, but let’s be real, his videos are about as entertaining as watching paint dry. He goes by the name @mrMOnke950, but trust me, there’s nothing monkey about his content. It’s more like a sad, confused chimp trying to figure out how to use a camera.

But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!

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Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

blocky, Greatest anime, shoestring budget, slideshow animation, influential works

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

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Girl Power Craft

Monsters, Father, Bad Luck, ignored, single

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

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