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BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Emeralds Found:	4923	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

coathanger wire, copyright infringement, digital piracy, dogshit internet, file compression, file sharing, FitCraft, FitGirl repacks, illegal downloads, low bandwidth, Minecraft, net win, online piracy, pirate sites, poor thirdies, Server, slow download speeds, slow internet connection, software cracking, software piracy, torrenting, unpacking files, waiting time

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

aita, blocked friends, car accident, car crash, Crashcraft, damages, deductible, Fault, financial burden, friend drama, friendship, insurance claim, minimum wage, parked car, Principle, RESPONSIBILITY, rough day, spilled drinks, split payment, Starbucks, totalled car, Young drivers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

avoiding distractions, BlockCrafted, concentration, Focus, goal-setting, healthy habits, long term focus., mental clarity, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, organization, Prioritization, productivity, self improvement, self-discipline, Server, staying on track, Stress Management, success strategies, task management, Time management, work habits

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Votes:	9455	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Void Gems Collected:	23	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of getting distracted while playing Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a secret potion that will keep you laser-focused for hours on end. Just one sip and you’ll be building epic structures like a pro!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work.

And if you ever feel yourself losing focus, don’t worry! We have a team of trained parrots that will squawk motivational messages in your ear until you’re back on track.

So come on down to our server and see just how focused you can be when you’re surrounded by chaos and mayhem!

CraftyWifeGiftFailz

appreciation, awkward, Communication, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, Disappointment, feelings, gift giving, Girlfriend, Gratitude, guys, Honesty, Manners, Polite, Presents, reddit, relationship, Surprises, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Wife, worst gift

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Farms Harvested:	151	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	787002
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WazzaniWarsMC

airstrikes, Al Wazzani, Al Wazzani town, Arab media, Attacks, border, Conflict, escalation, Friday morning, international news, Israel, Lebanon-Israel relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, ongoing situation, Reports, southern Lebanon, Tensions, violence, WazzaniWarsMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	796
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	6574

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MosquitoMishapMC

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	890384
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Farms Harvested:	729
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3709
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!