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blunt decline Minecraft Servers

  • BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed

    BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7662
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!

    Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

    Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5612
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ores Mined: 8245
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

    We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

    So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Drama: AITA?

    DadCraft Drama: AITA?
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3080
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

    If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

    Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrindCraft SMP

    GrindCraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 942
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Emeralds Found: 4634
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Annoyingly Normal

    Annoyingly Normal
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9661
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    PixelPoutinePutinJustice
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4621
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 23951 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6572
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1307 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 1779

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

    But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

    Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6763
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Potions Brewed: 100 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

    So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClassyCraftyRevenge

    ClassyCraftyRevenge
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2949
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4438
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

    Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

    So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

    NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 8846
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Star Shards Collected: 109
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

    Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6512
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Alien Abductions: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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