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  • CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

    CraftyCritics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

    Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

    So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

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  • BabyBounce Minecraft Server

    BabyBounce Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there will be no secondhand smoke, only secondhand fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky blunts and baby creepers. Our staff is always here to make sure your virtual lungs stay smoke-free, because we care about your health even in the pixelated world.

    Don’t worry about offending anyone with your smoke-free stance, because here, we only get offended if you don’t build the most epic treehouse or if you forget to feed your virtual chickens. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind, because on our server, the only thing getting lit is our glowstone lamps!

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  • BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

    BluntCraft: KidSafe Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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  • CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server

    CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between two roommates in our server.

    Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!

    But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!

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  • CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly

    CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly
    Are you tired of getting roasted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disrespect you’ll face is getting your house blown up by a creeper! Who needs hurtful truths when you can have explosive surprises instead? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit. So why dwell on harsh realities when you can escape to a world where the only insults are from your fellow players teabagging your pixelated grave? Join now and let the madness begin!

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