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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

BabyBounce Minecraft Server

baby, BabyBounce, blunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, family dynamics, habits, health, Marijuana, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, Parenting styles, partner, relationship issues, Safety, secondhand smoke, Server, smoking, Weed

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there will be no secondhand smoke, only secondhand fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky blunts and baby creepers. Our staff is always here to make sure your virtual lungs stay smoke-free, because we care about your health even in the pixelated world.

Don’t worry about offending anyone with your smoke-free stance, because here, we only get offended if you don’t build the most epic treehouse or if you forget to feed your virtual chickens. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind, because on our server, the only thing getting lit is our glowstone lamps!

BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, blunt, BluntCraft, Communication, despise, Fake, fantasies, harsh truth, Honesty, IDIOTIC, Minecraft, misunderstood, offensive, outspoken, Perception, Rude, smp, social interactions, standoffish, Truth, truth hurts, two-faced

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Star Shards Collected:	164
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with people who can’t handle the truth? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being blunt is not only accepted, but encouraged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.

And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!

Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, apartment, Bickering, blunt, CatastropheCraft, Dogs, impulsively move out, Jealousy, journal, kicking out, kissing up, Lease, maine, Minecraft, Packing, Quarantine, roommate, schedules, Server, Snappy, type A, type Z, villainizes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between two roommates in our server.

Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!

CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly

BETRAYAL, blunt, Brutal, callous, CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly, Cutting, DISRESPECTFUL, Harsh, Heartless, Honesty, hurtful, insensitive, PAINFUL, Raw, reality check, Rude, Truth, uncaring., unkind

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of getting roasted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disrespect you’ll face is getting your house blown up by a creeper! Who needs hurtful truths when you can have explosive surprises instead? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit. So why dwell on harsh realities when you can escape to a world where the only insults are from your fellow players teabagging your pixelated grave? Join now and let the madness begin!

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, banner, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Donations, Economy, ETERNAL, Events, Fun, GameGrief, Gaming, GIF, ip address, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Private, PvP, Server, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25967

Page10 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Bait, Board, catalogue, Coming, fact, kill, long tail, Minecraft, Page 10., Page10, Posting, Server, still, tags, Threads, Threats, Tomorrow, Wake Up, watch, Working, wrong way

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of an anonymous internet troll! Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore trolls are scared to mess with us. We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may just find yourself on the wrong end of a troll’s wrath. So come join us and let’s build, mine, and troll together in the most epic Minecraft server ever! But seriously, don’t mess with us or we’ll find you…and we’ll troll you to oblivion.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Fiction, Gyat, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 201579837, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Star Shards Collected:	130	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But be warned, it is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles for access to the treasure.

3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a giant flying squid. Imagine soaring through the skies, terrorizing your enemies with your tentacles of doom.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where you can boogie down with the resident zombie pigmen and blaze dancers. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join GYAT today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BabyBucksMC

affordability, BabyBucksMC, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, consistent care, fair compensation, financial constraints, Honesty, overnight care, part time job, price range, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, taken advantage of, Trust, Understanding, Value, working mom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ores Mined:	3502
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of hard work and fair pay? Look no further than our server, where we believe in paying our babysitters what they deserve!

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating babysitting rates with single moms who always have a reason not to pay the full amount. Will you stand your ground and demand the $40 a night you deserve, or will you cave and accept whatever they offer?

Embark on epic quests to find babysitting gigs, negotiate rates, and stand up for yourself in the face of unreasonable demands. Will you be the hero who finally gets paid what they’re worth, or will you be taken advantage of like so many before you?

Join our server now and show the world that babysitters deserve respect, fair pay, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft fun along the way!

UniverseCraft: “Build, Explore, Create!”

BUILD, Communication, contemplation, Cosmic, Cosmic Connection, Cosmic Consciousness, cosmic inquiry, Create, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existence, Explore, Infinite, Life, Message, Metaphysical, philosophy, pondering, question.., Reflection, Space, Universe, UNIVERSECraft, Wonder

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8224	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

If you could tell the universe something, you should definitely tell it to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers and skeletons decided to throw a party on our server. It was lit, literally! The creepers were dropping sick beats while the skeletons were breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And guess what? You can join in on the fun too! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the universe how to party Minecraft style!

OopsCraft: HouthiOopsie!

Apology, Attack, Conflict, Diplomacy, error, foreign policy, former Houthi official, grave mistake, HouthiOopsie, Houthis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, mistake, OopsCraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional tensions, regret, War, Yemen

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mines Excavated:	4990
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Magical Moments Shared:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.

you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

BoomerCraft

acceptance, age, aging, BoomerCraft, cultural attitudes, discrimination, Diversity, equality, humor, mocking, prejudice, Race, self-deprecation, sensitivity, sexual orientation, social expectations, social norms, society, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	712
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE FUN OF OLD PEEPS INSTEAD OF BEING MEAN TO OTHERS! WE ALL GONNA GET OLD ANYWAY SO WHY NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW? COME BUILD A RETIREMENT HOME FOR YOUR PIXELATED SELF AND WATCH AS YOUR CHARACTERS GET WRINKLES AND WALK WITH CANES! IT’S A HILARIOUSLY AGING EXPERIENCE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ONLY! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR JOINTS GET TOO STIFF TO PLAY! LOLZ!

GirlGriefers Minecraft Server

GirlGriefers, Girls, girls post, girls to avoid, girls to criticize, girls to dislike, girls to hate, girls to judge, girls to rank, girls to rate, girls to review, girls to skip, least favorite girls, Minecraft, not recommended girls, post, Server, WORST, worst girls, worst girls list, worst girls post

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with all the “good” girls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the absolute worst girls to join! These girls will steal your diamonds, prank you with TNT, and even try to push you off a cliff just for fun! But hey, who wants boring nice girls anyway?

Join our server if you want to experience the chaos and madness that only the worst girls can bring. Who knows, you might even form a bond with these mischievous troublemakers and become partners in crime. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, A, baby, Board, Communication, Community, CryCraft, crying, Drama, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, ONLINE, ranting, Sadness, Server, Support, Tears, Upset, wailing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crybabies out there! We have so many tissues available for all the tears you’ll shed when you see how amazing our server is.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?

But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

WeddingWarsMC

allergy prank, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, press charges, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Wedding, wedding budget, wedding cancellation, wedding ceremony, wedding disaster, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding reception, Wedding Vendors, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no peanut pranks will ruin your big day! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your fanciest pixelated gown and dance the night away with your blocky beau.

Imagine a world where your brother can’t sabotage your salad with peanuts because we only serve virtual food that won’t trigger any allergies. Our Endermen are trained to carry EpiPens just in case, so you can rest easy knowing your special day won’t end in a trip to the ER.

And if by some chance your brother does try to pull a prank, our in-game security team will be on high alert to kick him out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have a special “Press Charges” button that you can use to seek revenge on any griefers who try to ruin your fun.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a cake or a castle for your virtual wedding. Don’t let real-life disasters get you down when you can escape to a world where the only thing crashing is the creeper party you’re throwing.