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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	6215
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

BabyBounce Minecraft Server

baby, BabyBounce, blunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, family dynamics, habits, health, Marijuana, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, Parenting styles, partner, relationship issues, Safety, secondhand smoke, Server, smoking, Weed

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there will be no secondhand smoke, only secondhand fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky blunts and baby creepers. Our staff is always here to make sure your virtual lungs stay smoke-free, because we care about your health even in the pixelated world.

Don’t worry about offending anyone with your smoke-free stance, because here, we only get offended if you don’t build the most epic treehouse or if you forget to feed your virtual chickens. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind, because on our server, the only thing getting lit is our glowstone lamps!

BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, blunt, BluntCraft, Communication, despise, Fake, fantasies, harsh truth, Honesty, IDIOTIC, Minecraft, misunderstood, offensive, outspoken, Perception, Rude, smp, social interactions, standoffish, Truth, truth hurts, two-faced

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Love Letters Sent:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with people who can’t handle the truth? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being blunt is not only accepted, but encouraged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.

And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!

Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, apartment, Bickering, blunt, CatastropheCraft, Dogs, impulsively move out, Jealousy, journal, kicking out, kissing up, Lease, maine, Minecraft, Packing, Quarantine, roommate, schedules, Server, Snappy, type A, type Z, villainizes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between two roommates in our server.

Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!

CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly

BETRAYAL, blunt, Brutal, callous, CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly, Cutting, DISRESPECTFUL, Harsh, Heartless, Honesty, hurtful, insensitive, PAINFUL, Raw, reality check, Rude, Truth, uncaring., unkind

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Are you tired of getting roasted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disrespect you’ll face is getting your house blown up by a creeper! Who needs hurtful truths when you can have explosive surprises instead? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit. So why dwell on harsh realities when you can escape to a world where the only insults are from your fellow players teabagging your pixelated grave? Join now and let the madness begin!

Karlsson’s Mature Players Server with Spice Season 3: No Kidding Around!

+18, 1.21, application, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Europe, fair, java, Karlssons, Kidding, Mature, multiplayer, Papermc, Players, PvP, Safe, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, Spice, Streamer, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, YouTuber

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Name	karlssonSMP
Launch Date	Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21
Platform	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location	Europe
Current Version	1.21.1

Overview:

karlssonSMP is a Minecraft server that strives to create a friendly and enjoyable community for players of all levels. With a focus on maintaining vanilla aspects of the game while adding quality of life features, karlssonSMP offers a unique and immersive gameplay experience.

FAQ:

1. How can I join karlssonSMP?

To join karlssonSMP, simply head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and start playing! Our community is eager to welcome new players.

2. What features does karlssonSMP offer?

Custom Armor Statues
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads
Anti-Grief Measures
Multiplayer Sleep
Shopping District
10k World Border
Squaremap
Map Resets
Simple Voice Chat
Player Head Drops

3. Are there in-game cosmetics available?

Yes, karlssonSMP offers a variety of in-game cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your gameplay experience and allow you to customize your character.

4. Can content creators join karlssonSMP?

Absolutely! If you’re a Minecraft streamer or content creator, we welcome you to share your adventures with our community and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

5. What is karlssonSMP’s policy on gameplay behavior?

karlssonSMP has a zero tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing. We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

For more information and updates, visit our Discord server. We look forward to having you join the adventure on karlssonSMP!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Cubs, cute, ddg, DEGEN, DEGenrated Art, EasyDiffusion, EDG, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, hdg, horny, kdg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, Node-based, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, Server, SLOP, stable-diffusion-webui, TrashSDG, udg, Vae, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Animals Bred:	164
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute horny cubs roam free and anything is possible!

Join us for a truly unique experience, where you can explore a world filled with Node-based ComfyUI, Stable Diffusion WebUI, and even EasyDiffusion (because who wants things to be difficult, am I right?).

But that’s not all – our server is home to VAE (Very Awesome Entertainment), Controlnet for all your dummy needs, and Animation that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So why wait? Dive into our server full of craziness, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us now and become part of the madness!

The SMP Minecraft Conservative Candidate

Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, conservative stance, conservative views, controversial, controversial opinions, election, immigration reform, legal weed, liberal agenda, marijuana legalization, MIGA, Minecraft, Political debate, political division, Politics, pro-abortion, pro-immigration, progressive policies, reproductive rights, smp, Social Issues

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can mine for diamonds while also advocating for legal weed, pro-abortion rights, and pro-immigration policies? Look no further, because our server is the place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build, mine, and fight mobs while also discussing important social issues in a blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and might even make a guest appearance! So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Boundaries, Catholic, christmas, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, exclusion, family dynamics, family inclusion, family traditions, Family Values, Gaslighting, Holycraft, Marriage, Minecraft, Religion, separate rooms, Server, wedding costs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server and build a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about being disrespected or belittled by your fiancé’s family.

On our server, you can create your dream wedding without the pressure of having to pay for everything yourself. No more arguments about who should foot the bill – just build your perfect ceremony in peace.

And if you ever need to vent about your mother-in-law drama, our community is here to support you. Share your stories and let off some steam in a safe and welcoming environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft?

BioFamExcludedLOL

adoption, anxiety, BioFamExcludedLOL, biological daughter, Boundaries, Closed Adoption, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, long lost family, maternal guilt, Motherhood, panic attacks, Parental Responsibility, Therapy, Trauma, unwanted pregnancy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	7987
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected family reunions, long-lost siblings showing up at your virtual doorstep, and a mother who loves to stir the pot!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where your in-game family drama is just as intense as real life? Meet new players who will make you question your maternal responsibilities, deal with unexpected visitors who claim to be your long-lost child, and navigate through the chaos of family secrets and unwanted interactions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a character dealing with anxiety, panic attacks, and the constant pressure of family expectations. Will you block your virtual mother for her meddling ways? Will you finally call the virtual police on that pesky long-lost sibling? The possibilities are endless!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience like no other, join us now and get ready for a wild ride of family drama, unexpected twists, and outrageous storylines! Remember, in our server, the drama never stops!

PerfumePvP Minecraft SMP

fragrance combination, fragrance layering, fragrance layering guide, fragrance layering ideas, layering perfumes, layering perfumes for men, layering perfumes for special occasions, layering perfumes for women, layering scents, Minecraft, perfume blending, perfume layering art, perfume layering benefits, perfume layering concept, perfume layering creativity, perfume layering experiment, perfume layering hacks, perfume layering techniques, perfume layering tips, perfume layering trend, PerfumePvP, scent mixing, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of fragrance layering! Our server is the only place where you can mix and match different scents to create the ultimate perfume potion that will make all the mobs swoon. Trust us, you’ll be smelling like a million diamonds in no time! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret crafting recipe that unlocks the power of unlimited scent combinations – just watch out for the creepers who are obsessed with smelling good! So come join us and embark on this aromatic adventure like no other.

FearFactorCraft

common fears, common phobias, disgust, disgust response, disgust sensitivity, disgust triggers, everyday disgust, everyday fears, fear response, fear triggers, FearFactorCraft, irrational disgust, irrational fear, irrational phobias, irrational reactions, ordinary objects, ordinary things, Phobia, Terror

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you irrationally disgusted by the sight of villagers trading carrots for emeralds? Are you terrified of accidentally falling into a pit of lava while mining for diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore our custom-built world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Build your dream castle on a floating island or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps for those pesky griefers).

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Fear Factor” competitions where players have to face their biggest fears in Minecraft – whether it’s swimming with a horde of hungry guardians or navigating a maze filled with zombie pigmen. The winner gets bragging rights and a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of chickens, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SaboteurCraft Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, Belarus, Break-Ups, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, digital sabotage, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, group of saboteurs, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, Minecraft, Planning, Poland, political tensions, russia, SaboteurCraft, security threats, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our minecraft server where we fight off saboteurs from poland trying to cyberattack us for russia and belarus!!! we have epic battles with giant creepers and killer chickens, it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less jennifer lawrence. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). so if you’re looking for a server with non-stop action and drama, join us now before the saboteurs strike again!

SkyHighCraft

3.6 km, Aerial, airspace, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, interception, international relations, Military, military equipment, Orlan, record height, russia, SECURITY, SkyHighCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Dragon Eggs Found:	5277
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Votes:	4581
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine reportedly downs russian orlan drone at ‘record height’ of 3.6 km!!! if u join u get super powers like flying pigs and diamond armor that shoots lasers. our server is so lit, even putin himself is scared to log on. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, only the bravest players can find it. plus, our mods are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with just a flick of their wand. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life, join now before the drones come for you too!

Flexi-Mem Block Party

BLOCK, cognitive neuroscience, flexible memories, FlexiMem, hippocampus, learning and memory, long term memory, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory formation, memory formation process, memory interference, memory research, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory suppression, mice study, neurobiology, neuronal mechanism, Party, previous event., Robust memory, Synaptic Plasticity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	651
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and u suddenly have, like, this robust memory of a previous event, but, get this, it prevents u from forming new flexible memories! crazy, right? it’s all because of this newly discovered thing in mice, like, some neuronal mechanism in the hippocampus or whatever. but, like, who cares about all that science stuff when u can join our server and have the most insane time ever! come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in minecraft history! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!