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SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

Competition, Conflict, cultural beliefs, dark magic, eastern europe, folklore, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Occult practices, political implications, Propaganda, Religion, Rivalry, russia, russians, satanic rituals, SatanicCraft, Server, Supernatural, superstitions, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5120	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	8542
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

asuka, Dakota, feud, Friends, healthy, Hug, instagram, IYO SKY, Kairi, Lesbian Witches, match, numbers game, Pure Dyke Collective, Recover, recruit, SkyThreadCraft, smp, social media, sonya, twitter, WIN, wrestler, ZELINA

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

acceptance, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lesson, love, mistake, moving on, personal growth, positive outlook, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, wisdom, Youll

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

107 degrees, Australia, Australian heatwave, climate change, DownUnderHeatwaveMC, extreme weather, heat record, heatwave, heatwave alert, heatwave conditions, heatwave records, hot weather, hottest winter temperature, record-breaking, record-high temperature, scorching heat, summer in winter, temperature records, weather anomaly, weather extremes, weather news

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!

Dyson Sphere: Where even creepers are impressed with our modded world

1.20.1, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Discord, Draconic Evolution, Dyson, eureka, GregTech, impressed, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Quests, Server, SPHERE, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	198
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

New Update	The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer server included.
Mods
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets this modpack apart?	This modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but optimized for gameplay and performance with handpicked mods.
How can I get started?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts
What is the difficulty level?	Mild

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Handholding edition, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	848927	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

academic integrity, amateurism, athlete endorsements, bowl games, coaching salaries, college football, conference realignment, fan engagement, Minecraft, ncaa, player compensation, player safety, playoff system, recruiting violations, revenue sharing, save college football, smp, SMPFootballSavior, social media impact, student athletes, television contracts, ticket sales, title ix

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	583
Crops Grown:	6526	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Potions Brewed:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Potions Brewed:	96	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	299
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!