Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

American politics, blocky, Blumphs, comedy, current events, donald trump, fake news, funny, humor, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, political memes, political parody, Political satire, Politics, president, ronald blumph, satire, Server, social commentary, trump

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

Alternate Realities, Alternate timelines, contemplating outcomes, Curiosity, daydreaming, deep questions, endless possibilities, exploring possibilities, greatest what if, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, imagination, philosophical ponderings, pondering, Questioning, speculative fiction, speculative thinking, thought experiments, what could have been, what might have happened, WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3997
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

What if you joined our Minecraft SMP and found out that the entire server was actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who were plotting to take over the world one block at a time? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue as you navigate through quests set by our feathered overlords and try to outsmart them at their own game. Join us for a clucking good time and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of the pecking order!

CraftyCampusFun

academic pressure, career preparation, Challenges, college life, CraftyCampusFun, Exams, extracurricular activities, FRIENDSHIPS, growth, higher education, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, Self Discovery, social life, stress, Struggles, student experience, success, Time management

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the monotony of college life? Are you looking for a break from all those boring lectures and never-ending assignments? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape!

Join our server and experience a whole new world where you can build your own virtual college campus, complete with dorms, classrooms, and even a frat house where you can party all night long (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have insane mini-games like “Professor Dodgeball” where you can pelt your least favorite professor with virtual dodgeballs, and “Midterm Mayhem” where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted textbooks and magic spells.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to the wildest college experience you’ll ever have on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until you have to study for that real midterm, of course).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Armed Forces, blockwars, civilian areas, combat operations, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organizations, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israeli Air Force, Middle East conflict, militant groups, military operation, Minecraft, national security, Palestinian militants, Server, targeted killings, terrorists

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the Israeli Air Force taking out Islamic Jihad commanders and Hamas terrorists hiding in civilian areas. It’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Join us for the most intense PvP action you’ll ever experience in your blocky life. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the most lit community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s blow up some virtual bad guys together!

Erdogan’s Minecraft Alliance

Alliance, anti-Israel sentiment, Conflict, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s agenda, Erdogan’s statement, Erdogans, expansionism, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Islamic countries, Islamic unity, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, muslim world, Politics, regional stability, turkey

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6563	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have turkey’s erdogan leading the charge against ‘israel’s growing expansionism’! that’s right, we’ve got political drama right in the middle of your blocky world. join now to see who will come out on top in this epic battle of ideologies. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could you ask for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Flossing Kids Mine Land

Choreography, dance challenge, dance craze, dental care, dental floss, dental hygiene, Entertainment, floss dance, flossing, funny, hygiene, Internet Sensation, Kids, Land, meme, oral health, Popular, social media, teeth, trend, viral, youth culture

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	574
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

yo, you ever flossed in minecraft? well, now you can on our server! we got flossing competitions every hour, where the winner gets a diamond sword that can make you do the floss dance in real life!

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself joined just to floss with us. we built a giant floss statue in the spawn area, where you can pay tribute to the dance that has taken over the world.

join us now and become a flossing master in minecraft! who needs dental hygiene when you can floss like a pro? come join the fun and floss your way to victory on our server!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	135
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Joe Knows is a renowned expert in the field of technology and entrepreneurship. With years of experience working in Silicon Valley, Joe has a deep understanding of the latest trends and innovations in the industry. He is known for his exceptional problem-solving skills and his ability to create innovative solutions to complex issues. Joe’s expertise and passion for technology have made him a sought-after speaker and advisor for startups and established companies alike.

AirPvP

1.8, 1.9, AirPvP, bedrock, crossplay, Duels, java, KitPvP, Minecraft, Players, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

We are a Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock PvP Crossplay server! We offer 1.9 and 1.8 PvP on the same server! We also offer duels, where you can duel other players!

play.airpvp.net

Java Survival: Where creepers drink coffee and players try not to spill! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Address, admins, coffee, commands, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, drink, Essentials, Experience, Griefprevention, java, Land, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Protections, rules, Server, smp, Spill, Survival, Unique, Version

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server Information:

Server Address:	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord:	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Goals:

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules:

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

To join the server, you can use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the Server Rules section above for the list of rules that need to be followed on the server.

3. Can I use any mods while playing on the server?

Mods that provide an unfair advantage or allow for cheating are not allowed on the server. Please play the game in a fair and respectful manner.

Elf-wa BBW Minecraft Server

Anime, Architectchads, bbw, BBWs, dick hard, Elf-wa, Elfwa, FLOPPED, Minecraft, Server, Watching, what went wrong

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Architectchads reign supreme and anime is banned because it flopped harder than a creeper in sunlight. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where BBWs are the true rulers and where the only thing that will make your pickaxe hard is the thought of all the diamonds you’ll mine. Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named Chadwick who only responds to compliments about his fabulous scales.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary Architectchad, because let’s face it, anime is so last season.

The First Time This Year Minecraft SMP Where There’s Football Throughout

Board, Competition, EUROS, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, games, goals, League, Matches, Minecraft, Players, premier league, Rivalry, Season, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, thirdies, Time, touchdowns, weekend, year

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have premier league matches here, but we do have epic battles and crazy adventures that will keep you on the edge of your seat all weekend long.

Join us and leave your euros and thirdies behind because this server is only for the true warriors of Minecraft. From building insane structures to fighting off mobs with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your skills in a world where anything is possible and football is just a distant memory. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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