Blumpft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of epicness! Forget boring old servers, this one is like a unicorn riding a rainbow into battle with a dragon!

I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!

The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!

WarCraftSupplyCo

ACCUSED, firms, long tail tags, russia, sanctions, supplying, US sanctions, war machine, WarCraftSupplyCo

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8939	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TimeTravelMilkNoCry

alter history, avoid regrets, avoid spills, CHANGE, crying, fix mistakes, hindsight, learn from the past, milk mishap, MISTAKES, past, Prevent, prevent accidents, regret, second chances, spilt milk, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelMilkNoCry

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!

Get your daily dose of Vitamin D with Banana Sandwich Minecraft Server, where we’re not monkeying around! 🍌🥪🐒

1.21.1, Active, Armor stand arms, banana, Community, Daily, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Discord, Dose, Events, Friendly, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, monkeying, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vitamin, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	106	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks old
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Version	1.21.1
Server Style	Hermitcraft inspired
Addons	Minimal – Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated
Events	Fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Join the server

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by contacting plooop on Discord or through the provided Discord link above.

2. What addons are available on the server?

The server has minimal addons including Playerheads, Armor stand arms, and invisible item frames.

3. What is the server economy based on?

The server economy is based on diamonds.

4. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, and other common server rules. Make sure to follow them to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

5. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range is lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the player base.

MetaCraft Server: 99 Score Unbeatable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5236	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of playing on basic, boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a 99 Metascore, making it the most legendary server in the history of Minecraft! Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become Minecraft gods, with the ability to build entire cities with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including a diamond-encrusted creeper and a pig riding a dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

RenewalCraft SMP – Blockbuster Edition

anticipation, Approaching, blockbuster, countdown, Day, DEADLINE, E-Pigs, Edition, Event, EXCITEMENT, hatches, Preparation, Renewal, renewal celebration, renewal date, Renewal day, renewal notice, renewal party, renewal process, renewal reminder, RenewalCraft, seethe, smp, Upcoming

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Get ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Our server is home to a group of E-Pigs who are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Renewal day is like our version of the purge, where anything goes and the E-Pigs run wild. From building giant statues of themselves to pranking each other with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you witness the hilarious antics of the E-Pigs. Just remember to batten down the hatches and hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy!

BlameCraft2021

BlameCraft2021, Boundaries, Breakup, brother, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ex wife, family dynamics, Family issues, Father, friendship, loyalty, Mother, reconciliation, relationships, Support

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7556	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-wives, heartbreak, and cross-stitching adventures.

Are you ready to navigate through the tangled web of relationships and alliances? Will you choose to side with the ex-wife or the heartbroken Kayla? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a brother, his ex-wife, and his new girlfriend. Will they be able to resolve their differences, or will the family be torn apart forever? Only time will tell on this crazy Minecraft server.

So grab your virtual popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Join us today and experience the ultimate family feud like never before!

40AndHappyIn20s-MinecraftSMP

40AndHappyIn20sMinecraftSMP, advice, balance, career development, Communication, emotional intelligence, Experience, Financial Planning, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, relationships, resilience, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3857
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	806

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, trying to figure out your purpose in life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let us show you the true meaning of life through building pixelated structures and battling virtual monsters.

Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the ultimate life hack – respawning in Minecraft is the key to eternal youth! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and never worry about aging again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!

CraftyBlunderz

adolescent mishaps, awkward situations, awkward teenage years, childhood memories, childhood mistakes, CraftyBlunderz, cringe-worthy memories, cringeworthy stories, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing moments, high school, humiliating experiences, middle school, regretful actions, regretful decisions, school blunders, social faux pas, teenage blunders, teenage mistakes, worst blunders, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Potions Brewed:	52	Secret Passages Found:	7

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilarious chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few accidental “mom” slip-ups along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re still scarred from that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip and ended up face-planting in front of the entire cafeteria. But hey, we promise our server is way more forgiving than your high school classmates. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make some unforgettable memories – just try to leave the embarrassing blunders in the past where they belong!

TreeHuggerCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon dioxide, carbon footprint, carbon offset, climate change, CO2 emissions, Deforestation, electric cars, emissions reduction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, FACTORY, germany, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, tesla, Tesla factory, TreeHuggerCraft, Trees, vehicle emissions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we cut down 500,000 virtual trees to build our epic virtual factory in Germany! We’re so eco-friendly, we offset the emissions of almost 3,000 virtual cars! Plus, our virtual trees drop diamonds instead of saplings. So come join us and help save the virtual environment while getting rich with diamonds!

LNGShadowFleetCraft

Diplomacy, economic warfare, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, LNG, LNGShadowFleetCraft, Natural Gas, package, Politics, russia, Russia-U.S. Relations, sanctions, shadow fleet, Trade, U.S

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Falling into the Void:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target russia’s lng ‘shadow fleet’ in a totally sweeping new sanctions package!! like, who even knew minecraft could be so political?? but trust us, you wanna be a part of this action-packed server where we take down those sneaky shadow ships with our diamond swords and TNT cannons. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure on board those ships that you can loot and become the richest player on the server. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!