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Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

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Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	176904
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Votes:	2785
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	5557	New Chunks Explored:	711182
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Love Letters Sent:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

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Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!